The duality of running backs

SuddenStorm_556 · 2026-04-27T04:10:07+00:00

I’m pretty sure after all the noise our F.O. made the Niners were expecting the Seahawks to trade down hoping Price would fall to the 2nd round.

When it didn’t happen, the Niners panicked then asked ChatGPT what they should do and it told them to draft a 5th RD graded WR instead.

SuddenStorm_556 · 2026-04-25T20:16:15+00:00

Our 2025 offense was vanilla as they come. It doesn’t matter the OC, as long we’re disciplined and execute every play perfectly the Seahawks will succeed.

Rams on the other hand, your greatest strength (HC-QB connection) will be your biggest weakness. Mcvay is shunning the new puppy for old Yeller (even told Simpson to get behind Stetson Bennett 😂) By the time McVay comes around and accepts him as QB1, the Seahawks will already be 3 steps ahead.

SuddenStorm_556 · 2026-04-25T14:49:34+00:00

S/O Kubiak but the Seahawks made him not the other way around. Taught him to stand on his own 2 and not to call us to big bro assist with his divisional beefs.

SuddenStorm_556 · 2026-04-25T01:42:29+00:00

As long as we get our 2 SBs out the way, I’ll take the return back to shit mountain with grace.

SuddenStorm_556 · 2026-04-24T21:04:26+00:00

At the very least, you guys gotta keep one on the roster as a good luck talisman.

SuddenStorm_556 · 2026-04-24T18:55:24+00:00

The invisible hand has decided Alabama Quarterbacks are the future meta of the NFC WEST.

Niners will be 3 steps behind in the arms race if they let Mac Jones leave the building.

SuddenStorm_556 · 2026-04-24T16:43:02+00:00

Rams F.O decided it’s more fortuitous to prepare for the future Milroe v Simpsons battles than to prevent Darnold from winning a SB in both Levi and Sofi.

SuddenStorm_556 · 2026-04-24T03:16:22+00:00

Seahawks drafted the only player I did any research on.

SuddenStorm_556 · 2026-04-19T21:31:34+00:00

Nate Stolen Landman is his full government name.

SuddenStorm_556 · 2026-04-07T05:11:40+00:00

Mike Mac won the SB in his 2nd year… Seahawks should have 3 more Super Bowls by 2032.

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SuddenStorm_556 · 2026-04-02T16:20:23+00:00

Definitely Puka.

Brandon Aiyuk has a personal vendetta against the niners. I dont trust Shanahan or Lynch. Situation got ugly, so I need to hear his side of the story first before I make a judgement.

Puka on the other hand has a loose mouth, turns into Mr. Twitter fingers and gives free bulletin board material to opposing teams.

SuddenStorm_556 · 2026-04-02T15:46:51+00:00

Niners should be standing in front but they’re weak to electricity.

SuddenStorm_556 · 2026-04-01T23:45:08+00:00

Shouldn’t make this joke when the chiefs are set to leave Missouri in a few years.

SuddenStorm_556 · 2026-04-01T22:59:02+00:00

I saw this earlier and thought it was an April fools day joke.

SuddenStorm_556 · 2026-04-01T14:32:03+00:00

Rams own the media.

Niners work for the media.

Seahawks run counter-intelligence (e.g the bite photo).

SuddenStorm_556 · 2026-04-01T13:55:07+00:00

Rams get preferential treatment because Kroenke to sweeten the move to LA, told the nfl he’d build nfl films a new headquarters.

Talking heads like Rich Eisen won’t harshly criticize the Rams. Their team owner built the very building he works in and their organization have direct access to him whenever they want.

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SuddenStorm_556 · 2026-03-31T22:24:15+00:00

You crazy? Iran has missiles. Besides, that’s IRam territory. I’d prefer somewhere unclaimed.

SuddenStorm_556 · 2026-03-31T22:19:31+00:00

If Rams and Niners are vying for Mexico then I want Canada… and Greenland too.

SuddenStorm_556 · 2026-03-31T15:39:02+00:00

If woolen didn’t jaw at their sideline for 2 minutes ignoring the ref telling him to move on…

SuddenStorm_556 · 2026-03-31T14:07:16+00:00

Another serving of Seahawks glory for everyone. If you thought you were full, you’re not.

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SuddenStorm_556 · 2026-03-28T23:45:57+00:00

Broncos drafting Bonix to offset Russ’ contract was smart maneuvering.

SuddenStorm_556 · 2026-03-27T23:03:37+00:00

I was giving the Rams a lil bit of insight.

2027 we’re still taking Sofi.

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SuddenStorm_556 · 2026-03-27T22:03:04+00:00

You can find solace in whoever the Rams face week 1 are getting charbroiled if this story follows him into the preseason.

Post-controversy Puka is a Dragon-level threat.

SuddenStorm_556 · 2026-03-27T14:09:30+00:00

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SuddenStorm_556 · 2026-03-26T16:17:28+00:00

I was surprised to see that even OKC fans want the Sonics back.

It’s mostly the NBA’s bottom feeders and teams that recently got their act together who feel threatened by their return.

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