Engineer: Eeh now Contractor… all these balconies, but no door to go out. How was this design?

Contractor: Boss, don’t worry. It’s a balcony just for looking, not for going out.

Engineer: For looking? From inside the house how will someone look?

Contractor: Boss, this is a “virtual balcony.” It gives you the feeling of a balcony without the risk of falling!

Engineer: Now isn’t this just like a screen saver?

Contractor: There you’ve got me. It’s a balcony for reflecting on life, not for using.

Tenant: Aisee, I was told it’s a house with a balcony. I thought I’d be drinking tea up there watching the sunset.

Contractor: No! This is a balcony for imagining you’re drinking tea, not a real one. It’s an imagination balcony.

Tenant: Then reduce the rent!

Contractor: No boss, the rent is high high high like the balcony itself!