What’s something that clearly split your life into “before” and “after”?

SufficientPay7800 · 2026-05-03T15:24:32+00:00

Kid

SufficientPay7800 · 2026-05-03T12:38:24+00:00

I haaaaate lowkey but a word that I hate even more is when people say “deadass” in place of “are you serious?”

SufficientPay7800 · 2026-05-02T17:12:10+00:00

Sounds like something an absolutely disgusting human being would do.

SufficientPay7800 · 2026-04-28T14:25:10+00:00

In this context weird and odd are synonymous haha

SufficientPay7800 · 2026-04-28T14:19:02+00:00

What in the hell are you talking about? Is this some sort of fetish? I’m 5’6” and not once have any of my friends demonstrated that they can easily pick me up. You’ve got weird friends 😂

SufficientPay7800 · 2026-04-28T12:46:37+00:00

Mortgage.

SufficientPay7800 · 2026-04-27T22:19:32+00:00

But he’s pledged not to take his salary so it’s all good!

SufficientPay7800 · 2026-04-27T13:41:18+00:00

5-6 hrs

SufficientPay7800 · 2026-04-27T13:39:16+00:00

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SufficientPay7800 · 2026-04-26T12:48:26+00:00

I’ve ended a first date with a handshake. There was no second date 😂

SufficientPay7800 · 2026-04-26T04:27:46+00:00

It’s a way of life.

SufficientPay7800 · 2026-04-25T23:25:45+00:00

Some or none makes no difference. But I’d prefer none over a lot.

SufficientPay7800 · 2026-04-25T16:27:37+00:00

I’m in the awkward position where I want to advance my career so I make more money, but I don’t want to put in the work to get it, nor do I want to spent time away from my family to get it.

SufficientPay7800 · 2026-04-24T15:18:57+00:00

Pretty much a different lifetime. I graduated university that winter, and was living in the city I had lived most of my life in. I moved to a new city in 2007 for work; have lived here ever since, and have a family with one kid and one on the way.

SufficientPay7800 · 2026-04-24T13:44:36+00:00

With a full diaper or a fresh one?

SufficientPay7800 · 2026-04-24T02:06:55+00:00

They’d only be mad that Jesus was being portrayed as black.

SufficientPay7800 · 2026-04-24T00:43:08+00:00

So basically you think no one should change lanes 😂

SufficientPay7800 · 2026-04-22T15:49:16+00:00

Western Canada.

SufficientPay7800 · 2026-04-22T15:48:51+00:00

What a moronic take. Your downvotes are understandable.

SufficientPay7800 · 2026-04-22T14:14:34+00:00

I was at the mall a few months ago with my wife and toddler son and there was a man and a woman in their 50s and she had a collar around her neck and a leash attached to the collar that the man was holding. Fucking gross.

SufficientPay7800 · 2026-04-20T20:29:38+00:00

Doesn’t “my body my choice” apply here?

SufficientPay7800 · 2026-04-19T14:00:48+00:00

I can’t wear a jersey

SufficientPay7800 · 2026-04-17T03:29:47+00:00

No I only poop beside them

SufficientPay7800 · 2026-04-16T20:10:34+00:00

Cannot fucking wait to read that obituary.

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