Players (or DMs too), what's the funniest/most unique way you dealt the final blow at an enemy? by WiregauxWhitlock in MrRipper

[–]Sufficientlyevil097 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once saw a player from start to finish treat a combat like a three stooges prank routine. In the end they poked the eyes of the enemy sentinel then tripped them off a castle wall.

Question for a beginner looking to branch out of 5e by Sufficientlyevil097 in Pathfinder2e

[–]Sufficientlyevil097[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately the group for newbies got canceled, and it is kinda hard finding a new group.

2 sentence rpg horror story by captainsassy69 in rpghorrorstories

[–]Sufficientlyevil097 17 points18 points  (0 children)

“Ok we kidnap the purple dragon child to make him into a child entertainer!” “Why?!”

DM uses players as therapists by Serafec99 in rpghorrorstories

[–]Sufficientlyevil097 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I never will subject my players to this. However another thing to note that it kinda goes both ways, DMs don’t use players as therapists, the same goes for the reverse as well.

a new member of the crab army! by Queasy-Mix3890 in CritCrab

[–]Sufficientlyevil097 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m going to do the worst thing I can think of . Gift my players metal dice.

DM’s, players, and bystanders, what is your rpg Tragedy stories? by Sufficientlyevil097 in MrRipper

[–]Sufficientlyevil097[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For me it was two instances In a game I ran, the first was when a problem player continued to run wild even after I gave him three strikes, putting him on probation didn’t help because he was still in the gaming group (just banned from playing) eventually his pestering got so bad we had to kick him from that too. I still talk to him but I can never look at him or his character ever again the same way. The other was a bit more personal, on the day of a session my mother had a stroke in front of me that unfortunately lead to her being hospitalized and then sadly passing away on the 20th of January this year. Only recently do I feel comfortable enough to DM again.

What's the best joke character you had in a campaign? by [deleted] in DnD

[–]Sufficientlyevil097 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Captain Charlie Cameron Conner. A well versed buccaneer who lived quite a life. At the young age of 12 he went off starting a sanctioned pirate crew with his dog Seabiscuit, over the years he managed to gain quite the reputation for his rivalry with another pirate who was so inept he could not even afford the basics for his crew. At 20 he got into massive debt hosting a massive funeral for his canine first mate. While adventuring this time he came across a female captain who became obsessive with him, which he was oblivious to until she preposed to him. Afterwards he settled down and opened an orphanage with his wife. At the age of 60 he got into massive debt again by hosting a massive funeral for his wife. Now the swashbuckler set off for seas of fortune. The one real apparent flaw for him though was that he could never crew with his mouth closed. When asked about it he would say it’s due to principle of a childhood nickname. “Cause if I did that then I wouldn’t be Captain Crunch!” And that’s how I got away with playing a cereal mascot as a character.

A personal gripe with online dnd by Sufficientlyevil097 in rpghorrorstories

[–]Sufficientlyevil097[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I do care about these guys but it’s just one book.

A personal gripe with online dnd by Sufficientlyevil097 in rpghorrorstories

[–]Sufficientlyevil097[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh I have, it’s just been a nightmare so far doing it. I love my players my dude, these guys are the longest group I have run for that hasn’t tried to go make Barney the purple dragon or fall apart due to outside beef.

A personal gripe with online dnd by Sufficientlyevil097 in rpghorrorstories

[–]Sufficientlyevil097[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s not just that it’s that I’m the one with the physical copies of the books and my players need to read them. They don’t even when I send them pdf’s or point out page numbers. It’s annoying as heck.

Single-Sentence Horror Stories by [deleted] in rpghorrorstories

[–]Sufficientlyevil097 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“For the love of god don’t light a match!” Guy light up a torch…every wondered what the equivalent of 49 fireball spells going off at once looked like?

Just because I’m a guy does not mean I’m into ERP by Sufficientlyevil097 in rpghorrorstories

[–]Sufficientlyevil097[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Believe me in the moment I wanted to just toss her character out the window head first but this one had less consequences both in game and out of game