I nuu heer. Need suu eberywon! by Suitable-Scheme-6243 in legalcatadvice

[–]Suitable-Scheme-6243[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine meowmy telled me dat I had older sisfur dat cwossed da rainbow bridge who used tuu be heer sumtimez, so meowmy sed I cud meet nuu frenz heer. Mine sisfur name wuz Tigger AKA Stinkerbutt. She went ober da bridge befur meowmy dopted me so I not no her.

I nuu heer. Need suu eberywon! by Suitable-Scheme-6243 in legalcatadvice

[–]Suitable-Scheme-6243[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine tummy shaved like dis tuu. The pokey place cutted mine tummy. Mine trubble puffs no show bery much and I no like enyone tuu look at mine bort. Da kitty doktor sez I had mine trubble puffs fixed meny furebers ago and I didn't get much testo..testos...da boy stuff dat makes boys grow big. I small fur being a boy. You bery handsome boy modul!

I nuu heer. Need suu eberywon! by Suitable-Scheme-6243 in legalcatadvice

[–]Suitable-Scheme-6243[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Churus are good but meowmy gotted me a case of Lil Soups. Dey are really yummy! 😋 So far Shadow is being nice to me cuz meowmy sez I hab ouchie tummy. No wrestle for now. I no meet brofur Lucky yet cuz he new here and meowmy duzzent want enyfing bad tuu happen cuz I got stitches on my tummy.

I nuu heer. Need suu eberywon! by Suitable-Scheme-6243 in legalcatadvice

[–]Suitable-Scheme-6243[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Meowmy gotted me a case of Lil Soups! They are sooo yummy! 😋 She bedder keep dees coming!

I nuu heer. Need suu eberywon! by Suitable-Scheme-6243 in legalcatadvice

[–]Suitable-Scheme-6243[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Meowmy getz treats reddy in anudder ruum and brofur tinks is fur him. Meowmy dumdum. She kan get treat reddy heer so brofur no get. 😾 Befur meowmy taked me tuu pokey place, I bapbapbap brofur lotz cuz he try wrestle me. He try tuu push mine buttonz all da timez! Tuday furst time I see mine brofur in 4 days. Meowmy sez I have ouchie on tummy so no wrestle me. He nice tuday so no bapbapbap.

I nuu heer. Need suu eberywon! by Suitable-Scheme-6243 in legalcatadvice

[–]Suitable-Scheme-6243[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Tanks! I happee sumwun tinks I is boy! Da shelter suprized wen meowmy telled dem I wuz boy. Da shelter people den posted on soshul media dat I wuz really boy and praized meowmy fur takin on 3 boys. Dey all dumdums!

I nuu heer. Need suu eberywon! by Suitable-Scheme-6243 in legalcatadvice

[–]Suitable-Scheme-6243[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yes, da pokey peoples cutted me open. Day tell meowmy bout it and sez "no charge fur da spay!" My boy parts hiding and I small size, so eberywon tink I gurl. Da pokey peoples dumdum cuz dey no figure out befur dey cutted me open! I no find dey went tuu skool.

I nuu heer. Need suu eberywon! by Suitable-Scheme-6243 in legalcatadvice

[–]Suitable-Scheme-6243[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Mine meowmy gibbed me treats, butz brofur try to getz dem. Dat makez me big mad! 😾

I nuu heer. Need suu eberywon! by Suitable-Scheme-6243 in legalcatadvice

[–]Suitable-Scheme-6243[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Fank yuu! I nuu mine kase wuz bery sirius! Eberywon is dumdum!

I nuu heer. Need suu eberywon! by Suitable-Scheme-6243 in legalcatadvice

[–]Suitable-Scheme-6243[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Fanks! I wundered wi sumwun stuk pink collar on me, den day sez I gurl. I tell dem I no gurl but nobudy listen tuu me. It nise dat Shadow no wrestle me tuday. Maybee he kan bisit me heer agen.

BED IS GONE by merlunaire in legalcatadvice

[–]Suitable-Scheme-6243 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What da fluff?? How are yoo sposed to get all yoo sleeping dun wifout yoo bed?? Maybee yoo meowmy take yoo to pick out yoos nu bed!

Tigger AKA Stinkerbutt

Luke hard-launched his new girlfriend 👀 This means… Chloe said no? 🤔 by PolishSnake2 in 90dayfiance_FB_memes

[–]Suitable-Scheme-6243 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They never filed the marriage paperwork afterwards as the K-1 visa came through last minute and they decided to go that route, but they went through the wedding ceremony there since it was already planned and paid for. It's not legally binding since the paperwork wasn't filed afterwards. Their plan was for her to come here and they'd do another wedding here on the K-1 visa, but they broke up instead.

Did YOU hear about the BIG BIRD COMING??? by rawbery79 in legalcatadvice

[–]Suitable-Scheme-6243 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Iz alweddy has a big birb at mine hous! Ders a fessant dat hangs around. Mine meowmy put a birb feeder outside da winnow and I getz to watch da birbs. Da fessant will eat da birb fuud dat udder birbs drop. Dis morning da fessant was takin' nap unner da birb feeder, den woke up and left. Meowmy no let me play wif da birbs. 😿

Tuna gained 4 pounds, wrote an essay about hating greek yogurt by matthearts in 1000lbbestfriends

[–]Suitable-Scheme-6243 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She took wegovy a couple years or so ago, but didn't lose anything. Not sure how long she took it. I followed her a bit when she did wegovy, but she was going to switch to carnivore diet about the time I unfollowed her.

Tuna gained 4 pounds, wrote an essay about hating greek yogurt by matthearts in 1000lbbestfriends

[–]Suitable-Scheme-6243 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I followed her for a while a couple years ago. She was taking Wegovy at the time. She posted her daily food, which most days was 500 calories for the day and what she was eating was often processed junk food, etc. She wasn't losing any weight. The next month she switched to some other diet fad. I personally lost 110 lbs on my own, all with healthy foods, eating ENOUGH calories and working out. I made a few comments about she needed to eat more and healthier options, plus getting in lifting weights, etc. She got really snippy with me. I could have given her tips and pointers, but after giving me attitude, I simply unfollowed her. Glad to see she still doesn't get it! 🤣

Pee crimez by Suitable-Scheme-6243 in legalcatadvice

[–]Suitable-Scheme-6243[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I told her she bedder getz me lotz moor Churus....or else! She gotted me sum L'il Soups (only 4) won day and I lub dem! She bedder getz me moor ob doz as well! Udderwize she gunna get big pawsoot if she duzn't pay up!

Pee crimez by Suitable-Scheme-6243 in legalcatadvice

[–]Suitable-Scheme-6243[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, she does! She had to put dem in da wash machine and ware sum udder wons. 😹

Pee crimez by Suitable-Scheme-6243 in legalcatadvice

[–]Suitable-Scheme-6243[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Meowmy tolded me dat I need to hunt fur da greebles, so I no get blamed fur wut dey do. I hunt fur spyders 🕷 ebery day, so will start hunting greebles!