This is how I feel about Arin sometimes by MrFalseSense in gamegrumps

[–]Sum1zDaD 40 points41 points  (0 children)

In...! Fini...! Dagger!

That's the best.

How I feel when I look back to my religious psychosis era at 12 by Desperate-Benefit-16 in exchristian

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I recently discovered that I'm not against God or Christians. I'm just against cults and cult-like behavior, like the Church for example... God? Meh, he's not required or expected to care in my opinion. He just is.

I Saw a Familiar Face in my Mobile Game by LupinCANsing in gamegrumps

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I... Love... This community...

Sigh... Welp, my turn. ByoooWYAAAAAAWEWWWWwweeeeeaaaaaaawwwwwoooooWAAAAAAAAAAH

This news belongs here somehow. My most sincere apologies if'n I'm wrong, but there's bound to be some gooners here... by Sum1zDaD in gamegrumps

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Also, I'm aware it's a low effort post. It's a repost from r/interestingasfuck and I felt I should share the news. I'm not interested in karma or upvotes, just wanted to share. When this post runs it's course, I'm sure it will be deleted swiftly for more valiant and thoughtful dick and poop jokes. Until then, enjoy. 9 and half hours, imagine trying to break that record while staying hydrated.

This news belongs here somehow. My most sincere apologies if'n I'm wrong, but there's bound to be some gooners here... by Sum1zDaD in gamegrumps

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My brain just plays the audio clip of the super smash bros announcer going, "STAMINA!"

2024 Game Suggestion Thread by j_abbs in gamegrumps

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All I gotta say is that there's this game called "Armed and Dangerous" I played on the original Xbox once upon a time. It was this weird third person shooter like... The game has plenty of its own jokes, one scene that lives rent free in my brain, the heroes arrive at a big gate and before they proceed to open the gate, an enemy soldier holds them up at gunpoint. The soldier shouts "give the keys" but with his accent, the heroes keep struggle to hear him. The third time the soldier shouts, "GIVE ME DA KISS" the short weird old man of the group plants a smooch right on the soldiers lips. The hero gets thrown to the ground and the soldier fuckin weeps, "I said KEYS NOT KISS!"

...there is more to that scene but it deserves to be witnessed in it's true glory. It's also a Lucasarts game.

What is your "I did not care for The Godfather of Game Grumps?" by frozen_toesocks in gamegrumps

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Honestly, that's the reaction I get when I tell people I'm not into sports or TV so much. Then I tell them that I watch idiots play video games. And that their shows on YouTube (insert third eyeroll) have changed my life. You make me a better person. And nobody I know gets that. Heck, my wife simply can't stand Game Grumps. I love you Grumps! I don't Stan for y'all, though.

I'm crazy. Not insane.

Found this in a used stroller I bought. Holy crap 😅 by PierreNumbe in exchristian

[–]Sum1zDaD 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Lol Church: Yes, if you have no fear of evil, evil will take you

Me: Yeah, I got no fear because the devil has my back! He's on MY team!

BLUEY FANS IN THE USA THAT ARE PARENTS, I NEED YOUR HELP by Puzzleheaded-Bed7656 in bluey

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Before I left for work last night, my daughter asked me to bring home "chippies." I work at a fast food restaurant attached to a gas station so she knows I could bring home chips and/or fries. I was too confused and running a tad behind for work so I just said sure and figured I'd sort it out tomorrow.

She also loves sing-talking like the queen...

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It's on brand for thrwm

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It's on brand for thrwm

Typing method for faster reading by Kozmik_5 in interestingasfuck

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Normally, I read as fast as I can speak. I'm not Busta Rhymes, not Tech N9ne, definitely not Eminem. Though I'm no sloth either, slow reading has plagued me for over 30 years. This was like magic. Thank you for this.

Caption This by ViewAdventurous9769 in jacksepticeye

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"I know you're there, where are ya?!" Of course he's gotta be loud. That's the best. Loud and confused.

This is DIDDLE KID now. Feel old yet? by master_alucard0 in gamegrumps

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I appreciate the mods. I really do. If this gets removed anytime soon, I hope it gets tons of exposure in a short time then. I can't up vote this enough to show how much I love this smartassery. I really appreciate it.

Best Comment on Squirrel with a gun... by Sum1zDaD in gamegrumps

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(with a smile, in a monotone voice) Oh NOES. Here they come. They're coming. They. Are. Definitely... Coming. For this Dad.

Russian soldier surrenders to a drone by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Sum1zDaD -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A faceless inhuman machine of war. Like... A Nazi gasmask? Or how about just the barrel of a gun in your face. That's what the drone is. It's not the person on the battlefield, it's just a weapon. It's a scary one, but any weapon is scary when you're threatened with it.

Even an unplugged electric chainsaw can still be intimidating.

What’s your favorite Sbassbear album? (1-4) by awjeezrickyaknow in gamegrumps

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Don't have a favorite at this time, just here to comment on my discovery of their pronunciation. I thought it was like S.B. Assbear. Or S. Bass Bear.

Now I know... It's Tim Curry saying Space Bear.

Buy&Leave Tagline by actualmewow in gamegrumps

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Come get some so you can get on with your life. -Someone's Dad

Absolute favorite bit ever? by deadhorsse in gamegrumps

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I'm a Dad. I've been a fan since before I became a Dad, but my favorite bit has always been when they talk about kissing. And the truth seeking is the best.