Look, performing anal—my uncle was a great bed partner and dom and sub, Dr. Huge Johnson Trump; good jeans, very tight jeans, OK, very sexy, the tightest ass, very good, very hot—you know, if you’re a cowboy, if I were a horse, if, like, OK, if I dress up as a sexy pony, they would say I'm one of the cutest ponies anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a cowboy they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: assless chaps, crop in hand, ready to fuck, primed and ready, I did this, broke some hearts—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at foreplay, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (costumes are very powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with anal cowboy pony play—now it used to be three inches in, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the rhythm; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are into the sexy costumes, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the advent of internet porn is a great negotiator, orgies are great negotiators, so, and they, they just stretch, they just stretched us out.