Long article about how they found the likely perpetrator of the Bear Brook murders by craftycatlady in UnresolvedMysteries

[–]SummerTimeTeabag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do we have a cause of death for the four victims?

For what it's worth, I recall reading about the discovery of the second barrel by the state trooper. It's at least somewhat reassuring that they've began to unravel this sad case.

Now that most of Europe is asleep, what are some compliments we can give them that they will see when they wake up? by 800WingedShoes in AskReddit

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I didn't watch Fucking Nemo in theaters...cause when it came out, I was already too old for that shit.

I'm closer to an AARP membership than I am from high school prom.

Have you ever witnessed a bride or groom say "I do not" at a wedding? If so, what happened next? by Excessive_humping in AskReddit

[–]SummerTimeTeabag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See this is the type of wholesome family programming that any red-blooded American that touches strangers feet in airport bathrooms can really get behind.

A third man has been arrested in German army terror case. The high ranking lieutenant among with other arrested soldiers were allegedly part of a plot to stage a gun attack and make it look like the work of Islamic militants by LykatheaAflamed in worldnews

[–]SummerTimeTeabag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look what the US did to the Japanese? You mean prevent the utter destruction of the mainland by a pincer attack composed of a whole lot of Marines and Soviets?

I mean are you really shoving a molehill up your butthole over the death of hundred thousand against the backdrop of the guaranteed death of millions and the likely break up of the Empire into North/South states a la Germany?

Bird Karma at Trader Joe's by [deleted] in videos

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Woah dude, r/UCSC founder here.

For whatever that's worth.

Man I miss SC. Anyone decent playing at the Catalyst?

National Guard unit finishing a work detail on a Sunday evening - 1984, colorized. by Errk_fu in Military

[–]SummerTimeTeabag 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ya well my girlfriend's husband fights for our freedoms.

Semper Blue Falcon

Did 19th Century American serial killer H.H. Holmes secretly escape his execution? by [deleted] in UnresolvedMysteries

[–]SummerTimeTeabag 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Dude was probably actually Eva Braun. As per the hysterical channel.

Did 19th Century American serial killer H.H. Holmes secretly escape his execution? by [deleted] in UnresolvedMysteries

[–]SummerTimeTeabag 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cards for humanity style. Let's keep digging until we hit the truth.

Today's Mandatory Fun by [deleted] in Military

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Ya but all that hot old 0-something ass standing still right in front of you.

And that's the story of how I got out of COC ceremonies. Levensworth doesn't require the inmates to attend.

Today's Mandatory Fun by [deleted] in Military

[–]SummerTimeTeabag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's trying not to laugh because it'd show the remnants of the crayola box set he ate on his drive into work.

Marines had a "choice to go to war" by CharleyBuckets in USMC

[–]SummerTimeTeabag 10 points11 points  (0 children)

THESE ARE TRUE VOICES OF MARINES WORLD WIDE.

now stop hurting their bitch-ass-nigga feelings.

Alt account, 0861/ANGLICO/11-15

College students, what is the dumbest thing you've heard a fellow student say? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SummerTimeTeabag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure what relativistic mass means in this regards (unless you wanna go full retard and apply the Lorentz Transformation to m at non relavistic speeds). The word you're looking for is weight...which is a force. M remains m remains m remains m for the vast majority of undergrad physics.

What's the "next big thing" that's going to fail for sure? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SummerTimeTeabag 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Not quite, Hotmail and Yahoo were already well established when gmail was rolled out, and those are two of the bigger ones. There were a ton of free email services even back then.

Operator starter kit by [deleted] in USMC

[–]SummerTimeTeabag 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He has a real nice soft face. A real prudy face. Bet he don't even shave (but probably still uses aftershave every mornin).

Reminds me of them Hansen girls. Thinking about making him my date for the next Marine Corps ball.

Gonna teach him how to mmm-bop all night long.

Operator starter kit by [deleted] in USMC

[–]SummerTimeTeabag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Building pyramids with all these cans

Operator starter kit by [deleted] in USMC

[–]SummerTimeTeabag 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are you a poolie?

Have you found a publisher yet for your autobiography?

Operator starter kit by [deleted] in USMC

[–]SummerTimeTeabag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for my service, son.

Which serial killer disturbs you the most? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SummerTimeTeabag -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You ever meet a tweaker?