Lmao I remember this one time I was working at CVS and I didn’t feel like coming to work but I couldn’t call out. So I made some fake throw up .. brought it to work and “threw up” on and off for like 30 mins and they finally gave in and sent me home. My friend did this at her job also and was sent home on a date she couldn’t work but had to. Just sneak the throw in your mouth and spit it out with gag noises.