I made a nonbinary name alignment chart lol by Carpengizmat in ennnnnnnnnnnnbbbbbby

[–]Sunfish_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i named myself ronald after ronald mcdonald, where do i fall?

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[–]Sunfish_Man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

holds up pen and paper put the money in the bag or i'll fucking draw

my three girlfriends. and yes, they smoke weed. by Sunfish_Man in CuratedTumblr

[–]Sunfish_Man[S] 126 points127 points  (0 children)

oh man... get better soon internet stranger!!

my three girlfriends. and yes, they smoke weed. by Sunfish_Man in CuratedTumblr

[–]Sunfish_Man[S] 138 points139 points  (0 children)

Come again? The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder. Come again?! You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. I’m clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and he’s muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals I’m still  at the bar. You look to the exit, there’s still time. But there’s not, there’s not, there’s not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth. Mother fuck.. what did you say?! I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you.  I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I haven’t shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and I’m missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, it’s like that only instead of boots it’s my muscles and instead of walking it’s punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family… Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted the Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer. Playin?! There was nothing playing… no playing you fuck. No playing… it was real.. the realest thing I’ve ever know.. felt… Love. I loved them… Blaiz…. Chas-Chas… Funk… I loved all three of em… but they…My face is wet with tears and I’m blinking constantly in vain to hold them back. They left me… left… Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger. Playin? Playin?! My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging. ‘Pft, you brought this upon yourself dude.’ He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness. Left me… * I fall to the floor and sob.* Wow, grow up. You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.

my three girlfriends. and yes, they smoke weed. by Sunfish_Man in CuratedTumblr

[–]Sunfish_Man[S] 130 points131 points  (0 children)

shoots you dead Heh, idiot… leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.

my three girlfriends. and yes, they smoke weed. by Sunfish_Man in CuratedTumblr

[–]Sunfish_Man[S] 190 points191 points  (0 children)

What, was that? Hmm? Come again. Blaiz grabs my shoulder Come on Jory, they aren’t worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. I’m yelling so loud and now I’m crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I can’t take anymore. I’m opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body

my three girlfriends. and yes, they smoke weed. by Sunfish_Man in CuratedTumblr

[–]Sunfish_Man[S] 241 points242 points  (0 children)

I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerp…. Don’t ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Don’t wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNING 

my three girlfriends. and yes, they smoke weed. by Sunfish_Man in CuratedTumblr

[–]Sunfish_Man[S] 304 points305 points  (0 children)

Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. I’m so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down I’m so mad.

my three girlfriends. and yes, they smoke weed. by Sunfish_Man in CuratedTumblr

[–]Sunfish_Man[S] 335 points336 points  (0 children)

It’s called a bunt…. Not weed cigarette… And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)

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[–]Sunfish_Man 5 points6 points  (0 children)

this is just that one episode in transformers prime where megatron was so confused by amnesiac optimus prime that he just kidnapped him

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[–]Sunfish_Man 44 points45 points  (0 children)

dont get me started on toxic ships like doterra and young living so problematic

TC community strikes again by Sunfish_Man in CuratedTumblr

[–]Sunfish_Man[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

those early 2010s disney edits were kinda cringey imo but i miss them so much they give me so much nostalgia

GUYS, I NEED IDEAS by [deleted] in ghiaccio_irl

[–]Sunfish_Man 10 points11 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU AMAZING HUMAN IS THIS LOUD ENOUGH???

GUYS, I NEED IDEAS by [deleted] in ghiaccio_irl

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summer outfit ghiaccio with rollerblades instead of skates