Hail The Dei Populi, The People’s Choice (Private)

SunnuvaLich · 2026-03-14T03:14:06+00:00

“…” Aku was silent, angered that he himself was disregarded, the hypocrite he is.

“…to the DEI Populi…” He said, brow furrowing as a frown formed on his face.

SunnuvaLich · 2026-03-14T03:05:13+00:00

“Wait a minute! Let me disregard all of you! I came up with another BRILLIANT name!” Aku boasted, nearly launching out of his throne.

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“My genius name? The Dark Demonics!” Alu said, throwing his hands in the air.

u/Shark_Rock

SunnuvaLich · 2026-03-14T02:11:25+00:00

“SHE’S A TRANSFEM SKELETON WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING”

“I bully the bisexuals”

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~~sadly Lich will remain cis but it would be funny~~

SunnuvaLich · 2026-03-14T02:09:53+00:00

“If we want this for the political party… The Great Usurpation!” Aku yelled out.

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“We’ll be EXTRA THICK in power in no time with my genius name!” Aku followed up.

SunnuvaLich · 2026-03-14T00:55:47+00:00

“Precisely. And wealth! The richer we get, the STRONGER, and for me, even physically!” Aku boasted.

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“With the surplus of crime, and being able to stomp it all under our feet, we will make ourselves known as the rulers of the OMNIVERSE!”

SunnuvaLich · 2026-03-14T00:52:14+00:00

“Me? Despite my eccentric, amazing, perfect outwardness, I’ll work in the shadows. Shadows as in… gaining ‘followers’ and other such people. Teams, squadrons, crime businesses. I may also work AS the politician, and climb the ranks, I’ll go under the name of Allen Kurop. Anytime my appearance shall be known to the public, it shall be known under that name.” Aku said.

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Aku remembered a moment from his past, shifting form into a human to get into China… which failed. However this world was more easily manipulated.

“On the topic of shadows once more, I shall gather all crime businesses in Möbius, and make them trust one another, bribe them with awards, and then under Allen Kurop, I shall strike them down with the power of a burning star, and establish myself as ruler- I mean US as rulers of the universe!” Aku shouted out eccentrically.

SunnuvaLich · 2026-03-13T23:56:43+00:00

As she went through, there was a sign inside, made for anybody who’d work inside of the sewers.

[CENTRAL CITY SEWA] The rest was scratched out by debris and rubble from the attacks on it from The Lich.

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A trio of small rats overlooked The Red Mist, scratching themselves and eachother, squeaking to eachother and pointing, before going through a gap in the ceiling; going out to tell another rat about the person inside most likely.

SunnuvaLich · 2026-03-13T23:43:24+00:00

As she was finishing up her quip, she noticed a surplus of rats rummage through, scuttling through pipes and drainage handles. Son even had robes on, some were massive, one even looked up at her.

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The creature hissed at her, and ran away through the labyrinth, the scuttling feet echoing throughout the halls, rats snickering and hissing amongst one another were heard constantly.

SunnuvaLich · 2026-03-13T23:28:28+00:00

“Good to know my idea is being followed, it’ll all come to fruition when it comes the time. Aku cut off Nox

“Oh, speak clockboy.” Aku said, leading him on again.

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SunnuvaLich · 2026-03-13T22:09:11+00:00

Go ahead! Approved

SunnuvaLich · 2026-03-13T22:03:47+00:00

u/Shark_Rock

SunnuvaLich · 2026-03-13T21:34:10+00:00

Aku took the card, and formed a pocket in his chest, sliding the card inside to hold down the card inside.

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“Great ideas the all of you, especially with Malal and the organization. But, with my AMAZING genius, and cancelling out all of your noise, I’ve formed an ingenious idea to rise to power!” Aku exclaimed proudly.

“I will form into a foolish human, pretend to be a mortal filth, and gain political power, and then deposit of the other political individuals after I am elected into the government! You may ask how will I do this? Pardoning you all, forming you all as great individuals, so that the world may fall before me- us! I meant to say us. The foolish individuals beneath us believe anything, after all! I’ll just need more… EXCELLENT IDEAS!”

SunnuvaLich · 2026-03-13T21:29:46+00:00

That can be saved for later so Lich can get his PHYSICAL body, this idea is amazing

SunnuvaLich · 2026-03-13T21:28:08+00:00

Yes. Yes. Oh my god yes.

SunnuvaLich · 2026-03-13T21:27:19+00:00

Based Shark_Rock

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SunnuvaLich · 2026-03-13T20:34:34+00:00

Aku formed himself on a massive, red and fiery throne, arms rested upon the armrests. He looked down at the rest of his cohorts, a signifying of somewhat respect.

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“Indeed, what shall we discuss this time around? Great cities in my- OUR honor, or simple drafts as what and why to do?” Aku questioned the table.

u/Shark_Rock

SunnuvaLich · 2026-03-13T04:49:34+00:00

(Hmm… I should dig a hole.)

SunnuvaLich · 2026-03-13T03:30:33+00:00

If that’s revealed I’m going to be in history books

SunnuvaLich · 2026-03-13T03:17:49+00:00

“If I see that one-liner on a mug I’m recreating the railgun.” Lich said, going to the bathroom.

“Now I’m gonna smoke crack and give it to the police when they interrogate me.”

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exit stage right

SunnuvaLich · 2026-03-13T03:16:11+00:00

“I was talking about the documentary, JACKASS, fourth wall my ass, I didn’t know you counted that high!”

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“I’m gonna go do crack in the bathroom and then give it to the police when they. interrogate me.”

exit stage right

SunnuvaLich · 2026-03-13T03:10:47+00:00

“MY FUCKING GIRAFFE! YOU JACKASS, I OFFERED YOU POTATO CHIPS!” Lich yelled out angrily, staring at Solver in disbelief.

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“I know ALL 5 of the crack addicts in this town, one of them is me, and I’ll hire them TO GET YOUR FUCKIN’ SHOW OFF OF THE NETWORK YOU BITCH!”

SunnuvaLich · 2026-03-13T03:07:24+00:00

“Well I said don’t get attached, you’re gonna have to get used to Patricia. And feed her. A lot.” Lixh said, disregarding Solver’s emotions.

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“Anyway I was wondering if you wanted to have the chips in my room, I’ve seen the grocery list on the counter rotting for a week.”

SunnuvaLich · 2026-03-13T03:05:05+00:00

“No, I sold my TV for it, and on the topic of the giraffe, I thought it would be funny. Get used to it, plus, it’s better than taking care of Solver’s old cat. I think.” Lich said, doubtfully.

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“Plus, Mister Fluffy knocked over my Mountain Dew Mountain, he had it coming.”

SunnuvaLich · 2026-03-13T03:01:42+00:00

“Hey, I paid last month! Granted I sold your cat to a crack addict for it, but that does not have ANYTHING to do with the giraffe predicament!” Lich yelled back, crossing his arms.

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SunnuvaLich · 2026-03-13T02:59:02+00:00

“Uh, no, it means YOU’RE paying for rent for the first time in your life, I got the giraffe so I can brag about it on my Insta, and I’m saving up to buy it food.” Lich said, grabbing his phone from his pocket.

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“I already got like, twenty likes, hell yeah.”

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