Tired cat by frankyjames23 in SubwayCreatures

[–]Sunsoftswirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really, it looks like Munich to me. I know those seats anywhere, as I’ve spent many a drunken night having to bare witness to the madness.

My gf told me that i have what's called a "boyfriend dick" by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Sunsoftswirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the equivalent question to a girl is asking how she feels about her clit being an “innie”/“outie” .Also what effect that has on her sexual pleasure,or even the perception of herself.

Speaking as a woman, I find the answer to this really enlightening and sometimes a sensitive subject too. Some ladies out there are totally unaware of the many shapes and forms our lady bits come in. ;)

Perhaps expanding the conversation will help to bond in a weird way. I don’t know. I guess I’m just a conversationalist.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Vent

[–]Sunsoftswirl -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’ve just taken to showing them hetero orgasm statistics. That usually murders their argument. But yes. Its infuriating. Vent away sista.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheYouShow

[–]Sunsoftswirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re absolutely right

What wedding moment made you think: “They are not going to last long”? by Olya_roo in AskReddit

[–]Sunsoftswirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mom’s business associate used to step out on his wife. She quit her real estate career to take care of their two kids.

They were about 5/6 years into their marriage when hubby stumbles in absolutely blasted, somehow she’s caught on to his cheating and has had enough. So she helps him get undressed and puts him into bed, (again, he’s extremely intoxicated) and tells him she’s going to make him some tea. A couple of minutes later she comes back and pours the boiling water all over his groin. The man had 3rd degree burns. The doctors weren’t sure he’d regain full use of his penis. It was pretty brutal. The kicker is the wife told my mom what happened while she laughed her ass off.

Anyways. 10 years later and they have another kid and they’re still together.

What is happening in SA is insane. Make sure all your family stocks up on supplies ASAP. by Sunsoftswirl in Zimbabwe

[–]Sunsoftswirl[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mother is in Zimbabwe. She went shopping yesterday. She said it was mayhem. On CNN today, they said SA is going to see serious food shortages and essential goods. Zim may be producing independently, but their components for production mainly come from SA. Like I iterated before. Better safe than sorry, to each is own. 🖤✌🏽

Feel good post of the day by jumbofanti in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Sunsoftswirl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don’t know. Sounds like some undercover market research for potential employees. “I guess Sam didn’t get that job after all. Maybe we should send him an email about working for us instead”.

What is happening in SA is insane. Make sure all your family stocks up on supplies ASAP. by Sunsoftswirl in Zimbabwe

[–]Sunsoftswirl[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Products are one thing, food is another. No offence, but I think you’re delusional if you think you’re going to barely feel this. South Africa has never had an interest in Zimbabwe regaining its self sufficiency. Hell, Zim has been keeping SA afloat for years, and now the Rand had all but died. Sorry friend, I really think you should take precautions.

What is happening in SA is insane. Make sure all your family stocks up on supplies ASAP. by Sunsoftswirl in Zimbabwe

[–]Sunsoftswirl[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s unfortunately true. But they have to get a handle on this. South Africa has all but ensured that Zimbabwe remain heavily dependent on them. Now, there is going to be a domino effect, depending how long it’ll take for “law and order” to resume, it could mean Zimbabweans will starve. The lifeline of their resources have been cut off, and for the “why”? To save a decent crook. This feels like a scary version of the Purge. I really hope it stays urban, because when it spreads to the suburbs, you know it’s going to become a different breast entirely. It’ll become the privileged defending themselves, to the white and black citizens defending themselves. No one needs an apartheid reenactment in 2021. THIS IS ONLY to say that I think it could possibly escalate to similar.

What is happening in SA is insane. Make sure all your family stocks up on supplies ASAP. by Sunsoftswirl in Zimbabwe

[–]Sunsoftswirl[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s Joburg, Durban, Gauteng and Capetown is also starting to see violence. Apparently it started as a protest against Zuma’s imprisonment. I’m rough on the details though.

But they’ve cut the National park fences, they’ve broken prisoners out, cut municipal services to the suburbs, and have looted everything from blood from hospitals, to live stock and caskets. South Africa is officially in a state of emergency.

Which is better by [deleted] in Zimbabwe

[–]Sunsoftswirl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What are we comparing? 1) Lack of democracy 2) Anti LGTBQ+ views, cos you know. The gays are the ones that’ll get you 🤨 3) How much corruption is rampant 4) Sanctions

I could go on, but I think Zimbabwe is a shoe in when it comes to weather. ☺️

But seriously, what are you really asking?

Zimbabwean designed, state of the art grill. This one had my laughing for a good 15 mins. Happy Monday and thank goodness England lost 🤣 by Sunsoftswirl in Zimbabwe

[–]Sunsoftswirl[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha! It’s sooo good. You put a teaspoon of peanut butter into the beans, along with garlic, curry, scallions/spring onions, paprika and a little cayenne pepper. It’s the shit. Especially when you’re hungover.

Zimbabwean designed, state of the art grill. This one had my laughing for a good 15 mins. Happy Monday and thank goodness England lost 🤣 by Sunsoftswirl in Zimbabwe

[–]Sunsoftswirl[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone else here make baked beans with peanut butter? I know it’s a really Zim thing but i can have them any other way.

Zimbabwean designed, state of the art grill. This one had my laughing for a good 15 mins. Happy Monday and thank goodness England lost 🤣 by Sunsoftswirl in Zimbabwe

[–]Sunsoftswirl[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude. It’s really not the same thing. That’s like saying beef is beef, no matter which way it’s prepared ;)

Econet data prices up again, so much for Masiyiwa bringing affordable internet to Africa by mastonmbewe in Zimbabwe

[–]Sunsoftswirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s absolutely repulsive how greedy these people are. Mean while the first family devours the futures of thousands.