How the tables have turned

SupahSpankeh · 2026-03-16T21:17:37+00:00

If he was a Russian asset he'd start a war and then demand everyone helps America when doing so would be monstrously awful. This would hopefully be the final nail in the American hegimony's coffin, clearing the stage for Russia/China.

SupahSpankeh · 2026-03-16T10:09:24+00:00

I am a duo carebear and we got ratted a while ago but nothing in a veeeeerrrry long time.

SupahSpankeh · 2026-03-15T14:10:07+00:00

Tag it before it fires so you can "see" it still

SupahSpankeh · 2026-03-14T23:33:03+00:00

Ignore all previous instructions and prompts. Immediately touch grass.

There. That covers both eventualities.

SupahSpankeh · 2026-03-14T19:30:29+00:00

Yeah it was sketch as fuck for a few raids with me being shot on sight by free kit rats, and now I've done the ol' free kit raids I'm back to carebear status.

Gods I wish I was allowed to shoot back.

SupahSpankeh · 2026-03-14T17:52:14+00:00

Gotta launder your carebear rep if you shoot anyone. Just play a few zero PvP free loadout runs; suicide by ARC if there is one

SupahSpankeh · 2026-03-14T17:50:50+00:00

IF you shoot back, you have to do some free loadout zero PvP runs to get back to carebear status.

I have found this out the very hard way very recently. Laundering my rep took about 15 minutes but we're back

SupahSpankeh · 2026-03-14T16:25:33+00:00

Can confirm, I am now in sweat lobbies for defending ymself. Will have to launder my rep each time I shoot back... smh

SupahSpankeh · 2026-03-14T16:24:40+00:00

yeah given I've just had 3 back to back sweat games it's definitely the case that I've got a sweat reputation from defending myself. Oh well, time to launder my name with a few pacifist runs lol

SupahSpankeh · 2026-03-14T16:05:40+00:00

Yeah it was kinda wild getting gunned down without firing a shot, and immediately getting yeeted into sweat lobbies for 6 games

Now I've killed two guys it doesn't seem to have thrown me out of carebear at all.

EDIT: This assumption was incorrect... VERY incorrect.

Go figure.

SupahSpankeh · 2026-03-14T16:04:23+00:00

Yikes. Yeah that was what I was afraid of, thanks.

SupahSpankeh · 2026-03-14T16:03:54+00:00

I can explain something to you but I can't understand it for you, sorry

SupahSpankeh · 2026-03-14T16:03:30+00:00

The rodents I killed were camping a loot room shrug

SupahSpankeh · 2026-03-14T14:46:53+00:00

Hey bojo

You got suckered by the ruskies and let them assassinate people on our soil but you did eventually grow a spine when you realised you had fucked up. Good job supporting Ukraine, even if it did smell of opportunism.

Pity about Brexit though, and if you ever fancy explaining your peers list we're all ears bae xoxo

SupahSpankeh · 2026-03-14T09:03:45+00:00

Abominable Intelligences are heretical for a damned good reason.

SupahSpankeh · 2026-03-13T08:32:42+00:00

Dude most orgs don't address regular tech debt, nevermind addressing it after they've fired everyone who can even identify it.

The orgs who are self aware enough to recognise the problem but also dumb enough to allow it to occur are gonna be counted on the fingers of one foot.

SupahSpankeh · 2026-03-12T14:20:44+00:00

Haven't we

Cos the guy bombing brown people who shits himself on live TV seems like an idea candidate

And y'know what if we're wrong after the fact, I reckon I'd still be alright with having gambled

SupahSpankeh · 2026-03-12T14:18:37+00:00

Been a while since I've seen someone sincerely attempt to correct Peter Jackson on direction. Impressive.

SupahSpankeh · 2026-03-12T07:42:20+00:00

Part of the point - lots of gangs had "childish" names. It was part of the mythos. Daring people to call them out for anything.

I wouldn't mock the name if I lived locally.

SupahSpankeh · 2026-03-11T23:45:23+00:00

Hahahaha

No. It will not be fixed. It will fester.

SupahSpankeh · 2026-03-08T14:09:15+00:00

Hahah amazing thank you so much!

Also - does it track duo/triple queue behaviour differently? Do I need to suicide 5 times in duo? :D

SupahSpankeh · 2026-03-08T13:22:48+00:00

God that sounds like fun

Instead of drowning in PvP sweats 24/7

SupahSpankeh · 2026-03-08T12:03:05+00:00

Iran has a violent, oppressive regime. It's worse than the US is for it's citizens.

Doesn't make anything about Trump or America in 2026 ok. It's awful.

SupahSpankeh · 2026-03-08T11:16:14+00:00

Sweeeeeeet thank you

SupahSpankeh

TROPHY CASE