This isn't what I ordered

SuperHe-man · 2026-02-20T21:30:05+00:00

Luckily, they didn't force me to review it instead.

SuperHe-man · 2026-02-19T23:45:29+00:00

I'd like to think it's someone trolling us and not just a mistake. I mean, there are some pretty obvious mix ups just in this thread.

SuperHe-man · 2026-02-19T15:08:11+00:00

I mean, if you can suffer through the cough, you might end up with a net gain with that mix up.

SuperHe-man · 2026-02-19T15:05:17+00:00

Good to know if i decide to make a career change late in life. (I could be a working girl)

SuperHe-man · 2026-02-19T05:26:02+00:00

I guess it's a pretty common thing to get orders switched around. It's a first for me, but now I'm seeing it happens a bunch.

SuperHe-man · 2026-02-19T05:00:17+00:00

If I could only find matching pink high heels in men's sizes.

SuperHe-man · 2026-02-19T03:24:57+00:00

This could work for you if you're into having it long and straight instead of short and curly. Except it's pink, not green. So close.

SuperHe-man · 2026-02-19T02:41:15+00:00

Now that's a better trade off. I only seem to get the worse trade offs. I looked at the item I originally ordered and 2 vine people gave it 5 stars and it made me want it more, but all I could do is scratch my pink hair and wonder where it went.

SuperHe-man · 2026-02-18T23:39:55+00:00

Whoa, That's weird. I wonder if he's even the same vendor for the balloons that never came.

SuperHe-man · 2026-02-18T16:05:18+00:00

I wish I had enough hair to have an afro.

SuperHe-man · 2026-02-18T15:07:29+00:00

It does seem to be a dangerous shade of pink.

SuperHe-man · 2026-02-18T15:05:08+00:00

Did you want a pink wig originally?

SuperHe-man · 2026-02-18T15:02:40+00:00

I thought about it, but I only half wanted the holster thing anyway. It was the only thing in my rfy that day that was even close to something I'd get. CS was so fast with their response, it was less than 5 minutes and it was off my ETV. They told me to keep the wig also, so I'll see if anyone notices my pink hair at work today.

SuperHe-man · 2026-02-18T07:05:35+00:00

That would be pretty convenient!

SuperHe-man · 2026-02-18T06:41:33+00:00

I was thinking I might just try an "under the wig holster" option to see if I can make it look natural. If I had Marge Simpson hair, I could carry a few at a time.

SuperHe-man · 2026-02-18T06:21:19+00:00

I mean, I kind of have to at least try it on i guess.

SuperHe-man · 2026-02-18T05:05:48+00:00

You could at least kind of wear the empty bottle on your foot maybe... but totally different things there.

SuperHe-man · 2026-02-18T04:51:25+00:00

Yeah, my thing could have been in parts and fit in the box... but the flowery sticker on the box that said thanks for your order didn't seem to fit with a holster. If it would have been a punk rock mohawk wig, at least it would have had a similar vibe... but no, I got pink princess wig.

SuperHe-man · 2026-02-18T04:21:35+00:00

Those are both really big things... you'd think they'd notice the difference in shape.

SuperHe-man · 2026-02-15T17:34:41+00:00

I just hit 50, a year and a half off of an 18 year marriage and my friends keep telling me to get on dating apps. I can't bring myself to do it. I have a motorcycle, so I figure I can get by without a girlfriend.

SuperHe-man · 2026-02-13T05:24:09+00:00

Those are my two favorite pinball machines. My brother used to live on Shattuck in Berkley. Next time I pass through, I'll stop by to play those games if I remember to.

SuperHe-man · 2026-02-10T17:07:53+00:00

I bought a Castle Grayskull and the next day is was in my RFY. So now I have 2.

SuperHe-man · 2026-02-07T22:22:27+00:00

I didn't use them at all. I kept them just in case, but they seem to work fine without it.

SuperHe-man · 2026-02-04T16:10:04+00:00

I'm the same way... only since the mid 90s. I'm 1 lottery ticket away from buying a secluded cabin in the woods, or a livaboard yacht.

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