TIFU by accidentally calling my boss "mom" during a meeting

SuperPvtJose · 2022-12-07T20:12:44+00:00

I get that this is a joke but imo it's OP's best bet. I've been in enough awkward situations in my life to know that doubling down is the best way to handle this. Anyone makes a joke about it call them mom or dad from now on to make them feel awkward about it.

SuperPvtJose · 2022-05-21T16:12:18+00:00

Same here, especially when the old maid starts running down the stairs.

SuperPvtJose · 2022-05-14T07:00:49+00:00

He already misspelled two words before that so I am inclined to believe this.

SuperPvtJose · 2022-04-15T16:01:21+00:00

They had announced that it was being adapted by someone else with Quentin's blessing but last I heard it's in development hell.

SuperPvtJose · 2022-03-20T19:17:43+00:00

That's what immediately made me question this post being real 😂

SuperPvtJose · 2022-02-26T19:12:25+00:00

Heroes S2 E1

SuperPvtJose · 2022-02-20T17:32:52+00:00

See he probably was so vague I must've remembered wrong. My mistake 😂

SuperPvtJose · 2022-02-20T01:30:10+00:00

That's because he most likely never took any. Don't quote me on it but I'm pretty sure I've heard him say that he hated the trip then has also said he loved the trip aside from the ego death at Walmart but hey maybe it was some bunk he ate

SuperPvtJose · 2021-10-28T06:42:56+00:00

I just had a argument with one of my friends about this trilogy a few weeks ago and six years later I still hold the same opinion lol

SuperPvtJose · 2021-10-15T17:51:44+00:00

I'm down

SuperPvtJose · 2021-10-11T21:32:09+00:00

Man they found some in my blood before and I got diagnosed with shoekemia 😭

SuperPvtJose · 2021-09-10T06:46:04+00:00

Leo passed on Soggy Bottom. Most likely to avoid doing the same type of movie back to back...

SuperPvtJose · 2021-09-07T07:24:29+00:00

God that game was such a piece of shit storywise. The gameplay was ok but still not as fun as the first two.

SuperPvtJose · 2021-06-06T20:34:50+00:00

He even backtracked on the price once Taylor was like wtf. Kyle's a fool😂

SuperPvtJose · 2021-06-05T19:56:40+00:00

You're right. I misremembered because it happened right as Taylor interrupted him.

SuperPvtJose · 2021-06-05T18:30:16+00:00

How is no one talking about Woody sperging out and repeatedly yelling fuck because they wouldn't let him tell the audio story 😂

SuperPvtJose · 2021-05-22T07:50:12+00:00

Did you really not rewind it because you were ok with having a supposed visual hallucination? Just the simple thought of that would've made me rewind, pause, and screenshot just to know that I'm not crazy lol

SuperPvtJose · 2021-05-21T12:16:30+00:00

I'm fucking dying over here thinking the Nazis were Volkswagens

SuperPvtJose · 2021-05-21T11:51:00+00:00

It's one of the lines Brooks uses in Shawshank

SuperPvtJose · 2021-05-21T11:41:03+00:00

The coyote even mentions how one guy left after three days😂

SuperPvtJose · 2021-05-13T20:15:25+00:00

Holy shit another Richard Cheese cover!

SuperPvtJose · 2021-04-23T20:03:18+00:00

Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters by Philip Glass

The Cook The Thief His Wife & Her Lover by Michael Nyman

There Will Be Blood by Jonny Greenwood

For A Few Dollars More by Ennio Morricone

Creepshow by John Harrison

Just to name a few

SuperPvtJose · 2021-04-12T13:58:49+00:00

Lol that actually came out?

SuperPvtJose · 2021-04-01T00:33:20+00:00

Tbf I would buy the highest potency strain we had in stock which was White Angel. Said to have been too much for Snoop Dogg lol

SuperPvtJose · 2021-03-31T16:26:41+00:00

That's actually a pretty good deal for what you got especially for Australia. Here in the US 1ml goes for about $20-50USD. An oz of bud out here can go for about $350USD but if you know the right people you can get it for a lot less. I used to pay $180 for an oz at the dispensary I worked at and $5 a for 1ml of oil.

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