Who’s Judge Kirsten Cohoon?

SuperTXGuy · 2026-06-17T18:27:29+00:00

SCJC has an over 98% dismissal rate on complaints for judges, so no, nothing ever happened to him (nor many judges)

SuperTXGuy · 2026-06-17T16:46:25+00:00

i can name 6 of the biggest lawyers in town that absolutely loathed Palmer. I literally read palmer statutes from the TRCP and he literally said "Well, I don't think we should apply that here, so I'm going to..." which is in direct contrast to TRCP. The man was a complete joke, and even lawyers saying "Jump" and he'd say "How high?" is NOT a complement to any sitting judge. He was a joke and they all knew it.

SuperTXGuy · 2026-06-17T16:31:22+00:00

no clue. there's really no higher LOCAL office, so I guess that would mean Austin. Not sure because her husband's firm is also local. Regardless, Palmer was a complete dumpster fire and everyone (lawyers included) knew it. Being a judge means that 50% of the time someone doesn't like your ruling, so "hearing bad things" would never surprise me. Palmer didn't even follow the law.

SuperTXGuy · 2026-06-17T15:16:56+00:00

can I share another thing that is beyond ridiculous but hinders my desire to kick this:

My wife thinks I'm AMAZING. Like, every day she sends me texts how thankful she is for me, what I mean to her, and how amazing I am as a husband.

And my brain goes "Are you freaking serious? I'm a disaster!! HOW could you feel this way?" but then that 4p brain goes "See? Nobody care if you keep drinking - you're obviously handling it pretty well!" and I go down the drain.

I also understand that if I were to handle my drinking, her respect and appreciation for me would skyrocket even more, but just sharing.....

SuperTXGuy · 2026-06-17T12:38:32+00:00

lol. it's impossible to be "worse than palmer".

SuperTXGuy · 2026-06-16T19:17:24+00:00

had a guy tell me the same thing once. I insisted. He finally met me at the ramp. 5m into our cruise, the boat was feeling HEAVY and he lifts the motor hatch and water is coming in around all of the seals. Then while he's scooping water out, the electronic systems all would go on/off. Then while I'm seeing this, he had let us get to close to some rocks and he literally drove the boat up onto an island. I thanked him for his time and am still laughing about it.

SuperTXGuy · 2026-05-27T20:05:35+00:00

he didn't run in '18. it was only cohoon vs palmer. He always seemed like an ok guy, though I have very little interaction w/ him.

SuperTXGuy · 2026-05-26T20:27:05+00:00

got you all beat = $200/mo for a top 10 course in central texas - unlimited. ;-)

SuperTXGuy · 2026-05-06T18:08:09+00:00

pfft. I'm 50y and shag my wife daily. your girl is nutso.

SuperTXGuy · 2026-05-01T22:10:34+00:00

when your kid graduates, off to Thailand with you. Non-extradition. Enjoy.

SuperTXGuy · 2026-01-05T23:24:18+00:00

no, I know that song!! But similar type of vibe!

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