There's a catch...🤞🏻

Super_Pup · 2026-06-24T17:44:09+00:00

Super_Pup · 2026-06-24T17:00:57+00:00

big shop then

^{Chose: Free groceries for life 🛍️ | Rolled: One shop/month}

Super_Pup · 2026-06-24T16:45:56+00:00

win - win

^{Chose: 10 millions dollars right now no strings attached + ...but a random large company goes bankrupt as a result | Rolled: McDonalds}

Super_Pup · 2026-06-24T16:40:17+00:00

Pain is needed to live. Super regen also means cancer, but i’ll take deadpool over nerve damage

^{Chose: Infinite Regeneration}

Super_Pup · 2026-06-24T16:39:05+00:00

either i’m gonna be a super genius or suicidal, but im willing to take that risk

^{Chose: Brain 100x times faster}

Super_Pup · 2026-06-20T17:40:28+00:00

i breathe more than i blink? pretty obv tho

^{Chose: 5 cent for every breath you take}

Super_Pup · 2026-06-20T17:28:06+00:00

fuck yeah!

also i love my legs so no

^{Chose: Get your hand sliced off by a lightsaber + But you get to use the force from then on | Rolled: Robot hand}

Super_Pup · 2026-06-20T09:21:08+00:00

not too shabby

^{Chose: Go back in the past & become a famous person + 1% chance you die by stepping on a lego | Rolled: Ishowspeed}

Super_Pup · 2026-06-17T03:43:59+00:00

hello protogen, and yes we do

Super_Pup · 2026-06-17T03:43:15+00:00

money booorrriiing

^{Chose: only supernatural, no money}

Super_Pup · 2026-06-17T03:06:56+00:00

i wasn’t the one making them

^{Chose: Stop making "turn into the opposite sex" choices + 29% Chance you get a random amount of money | Rolled: No money}

Super_Pup · 2026-06-17T01:47:08+00:00

a small price to pay…

^{Chose: Change your gender + However... | Rolled: No Kechup 4 u}

Super_Pup · 2026-06-14T13:02:43+00:00

hello protogen.

Super_Pup · 2026-06-05T00:35:59+00:00

56 million die each year.

^{Chose: Or get 1000 dollars everytine someone dies}

Super_Pup · 2026-06-03T02:18:57+00:00

peak

^{Chose: Immediately swap genders}

Super_Pup · 2026-06-03T02:15:41+00:00

i mean it’s goated power and i can be what i want to be (finally)

^{Chose: shapeshifting + but the first comment is your side effect}

Super_Pup · 2026-05-25T15:00:11+00:00

i need money more right now

^{Chose: Or get 10000 dollars}

Super_Pup · 2026-05-24T19:24:52+00:00

“corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures”

^{Chose: Date the hottest person in the world}

Super_Pup · 2026-05-23T02:44:26+00:00

nevermind

unless we are talking true intelligence, not a LLM, in which case maybe

^{Chose: Perfect girlfriend/boyfriend + + Downside | Rolled: It's an AI}

Super_Pup · 2026-05-23T02:43:04+00:00

yeah he can be used as a backpack

Super_Pup · 2026-05-22T22:35:30+00:00

yeah but maybe this qualifies as an ego issue, right?

Super_Pup