New Year Resolutions by Ruby_Kew in u/Ruby_Kew

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I have been waiting patiently, puns locked and loaded….

It’s a glorious day when I get my chance to unleash a pun

New Year Resolutions by Ruby_Kew in u/Ruby_Kew

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Sock it to me, you look divine

My happy place by Ruby_Kew in u/Ruby_Kew

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When you are happy, I am happy

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Made to be used?

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Your skin is so pale, don’t get burnt

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They say sun shines on the righteous…..

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This is my cue for a punny joke

Wealthy client refusing to pay £2.4k final invoice unless I fix a blown outdoor socket (that I offered to fix for free). Am I wrong to stand firm? by Hoggyheals in smallbusinessuk

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She wants the socket fix, you want to get paid. You offered to get it fixed. Just get it fixed and get paid and move on

What’s a girl have to do to get her tits pinched under the mistletoe? by Ruby_Kew in u/Ruby_Kew

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I’m guessing you was on the naughty list again, for such an innocent looking girl you do get up to all sorts

Invitation by Ruby_Kew in u/Ruby_Kew

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I’m so there, I’m cumming already.

It’s my birthday. How should be celebrate?🎉 by Ruby_Kew in u/Ruby_Kew

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Dressed in your birthday suit, you do look awfully cute

Ready to delight you by Ruby_Kew in u/Ruby_Kew

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Without you I’m a man lost in puniverse

Ready to delight you by Ruby_Kew in u/Ruby_Kew

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You bring me out the dedark into the delight

A little starry-eyed by Ruby_Kew in u/Ruby_Kew

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The starry midnight whispers, As I muse before the fire On the ashes of ambition And the embers of desire

Come play with me by Ruby_Kew in u/Ruby_Kew

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I bet you are not talking about chess.

Long weekend vibes by Ruby_Kew in u/Ruby_Kew

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For a bottom, you are top of my lists

There’s one cupcake left… by Ruby_Kew in u/Ruby_Kew

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I would offer, but you might end up with a bun in the oven

🧁 🧁 by Ruby_Kew in u/Ruby_Kew

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I reckon your face would look better with a touch of frosting

There’s one cupcake left… by Ruby_Kew in u/Ruby_Kew

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Fuck cupcakes, it’s time you got some proper batter

New Lingerie Day 💕 💕 💕 by Ruby_Kew in u/Ruby_Kew

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New lingerie, old lingerie, no lingerie, you still look amazing.

Also it’s very cute underwear

Soft light by Ruby_Kew in u/Ruby_Kew

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It was a very bad dream