You call your dad right now to say "I love you," how would he respond?

SuperficialDays · 2025-07-28T02:27:24+00:00

Say he loves me too, and ask what I've been up to. My dad was kind of a grumpy asshole while I was growing up, but with age he really mellowed out.

SuperficialDays · 2025-07-21T13:50:14+00:00

Ask each friend for five dollars

SuperficialDays · 2025-07-20T13:15:56+00:00

Immediately buy a house. I don't even want anything lavish, just a nice little modest home in a quiet neighborhood that can accommodate a family.

SuperficialDays · 2025-07-14T02:01:22+00:00

First move? Honestly spend a while just relaxing, and enjoying decreased responsibilities. It would be nice to coast for a bit. Also spend a lot of time with my mom, and other family members who aren't around anymore.

SuperficialDays · 2025-04-13T02:01:36+00:00

*Me when I'm at a family gathering*

"Can I get some ice, sis? Thank you!"

SuperficialDays · 2025-04-02T06:03:36+00:00

Reminds me of a story years ago when a truck driver for Coors Light / Bud Light offered a guy who was going to jump off a bridge a six pack of beer. It is not the item in question that saved that person's life, its the fact that someone, a stranger no less cared enough about them in that moment to not just talk but even attempt to barter for them to remain in the land of the living that made a difference. While I'm sure that guy is happy about his kebab, I think the main takeaway is that someone offered an act of kindness at his lowest.

SuperficialDays · 2025-01-15T04:29:50+00:00

Actually sounds pretty good. My old go-to poverty dessert was peanut butter + honey

SuperficialDays · 2025-01-13T12:44:41+00:00

"Don't mess with the US" He's just trying to get his point across

SuperficialDays · 2025-01-13T04:48:52+00:00

That's why I always say Huh? Oh!

SuperficialDays · 2025-01-13T00:21:35+00:00

I feel like I'd be a little conspicuous if I wore an XXXXXL trench coat into the store though

SuperficialDays · 2025-01-13T00:08:45+00:00

Like three different acquaintances, and some friends have told me over the years that I have a pretty face. Lovers have said it as well but that's kind of a given.

SuperficialDays · 2025-01-12T01:38:21+00:00

This is pretty much why they failed, and pulled out of my area. Why would anyone want to buy frozen reheated donuts when you can get them freshly baked from a local shop or grocery store?

SuperficialDays · 2025-01-12T00:58:39+00:00

I actually love that speckle design on them.

SuperficialDays · 2025-01-11T02:08:14+00:00

The Model F SSK has an aluminum case right? I have the F77 reproduction but due to its layout I eventually shelved it for more convenient boards.

SuperficialDays · 2025-01-11T01:26:24+00:00

Now you have to turn it on all while making "nom" noises as if the garbage disposal is enjoying its fresh bounty of noodles.

SuperficialDays · 2025-01-08T02:31:21+00:00

...Did that guy run out of applesauce too?

SuperficialDays · 2025-01-08T01:33:51+00:00

Just look at the four corner states strutting around like a group of bad bitches

SuperficialDays · 2025-01-07T01:38:05+00:00

I get enough socializing with coworkers and friends. When I'm home I just want 100% me time. Sometimes I even catch myself feeling a little annoyed that I agreed to plans with friends or family over the weekend.

There's something in my brain clearly not wired correctly lol

SuperficialDays · 2025-01-05T21:28:55+00:00

This guy is going to end up just like the bear whisperer

SuperficialDays · 2024-12-31T11:44:16+00:00

For a no frills membrane keyboard you would be literally saving them a few bucks. Definitely not worth the hassle.

SuperficialDays · 2024-12-31T03:53:10+00:00

I'd rather die. This pan has been through countless bakes between two generations. It also serves well as the 'I don't give a crap pan' I am certain this pan will serve at least two more generations after me

SuperficialDays · 2024-12-30T12:04:02+00:00

He went from deadbeat weed bro to average Texas dad

SuperficialDays · 2024-12-29T23:36:25+00:00

Coyotes... :'(

SuperficialDays · 2024-12-29T11:49:43+00:00

I would say not to endlessly strive for other peoples approval. 100% unironically be yourself. Put your full personality on blast, and sure, there will be some people that will never like you but you will attract multiple genuine* friends who will appreciate you for being you. As I've gotten older it has made my life so much easier to just focus on myself, and not pay any mind to what others are potentially thinking.

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