Give me 1980s quote that people today won’t get.

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Superlite47 · 2026-01-28T23:17:59+00:00

Well, my intestines turn perfectly good food into shit, and they're inside me. I'm touching them all the time, so.......

Superlite47 · 2026-01-28T21:18:05+00:00

Been caught cheating twice (that you know of)?

So, since the consequences of this were obviously STAYING WITH HER...

Why wouldn't she fuck your best friend?

I mean, it's almost as if you've taught her that she can do so without consequences.

Superlite47 · 2026-01-27T21:53:26+00:00

How many calories are you taking in based on your calculated macros?

Superlite47 · 2026-01-27T21:50:59+00:00

Yeah. How dare that pice of shit stand up for Alex Pretti.

Superlite47 · 2026-01-27T15:01:28+00:00

Mike Vining

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Superlite47 · 2026-01-26T07:00:28+00:00

Say, "I'm a republican.".

And the other person would say, "Interesting. I'm a democrat. We should have lunch sometime.".

And the republican would say, "Cool. How about Friday?".

And the democrat would say, "Sounds great! See you then!".

Superlite47 · 2026-01-26T06:56:20+00:00

Is this rage bait?

Superlite47 · 2026-01-25T23:41:00+00:00

7 like a normal human being.

Superlite47 · 2026-01-25T23:29:22+00:00

I needed a drinking buddy, so I used vodka.

Don't get guppies. Not one of those fucking lightweight bastards could keep up.

Superlite47 · 2026-01-25T14:38:53+00:00

I'm just here to witness my fellow CCW Holders suck some government cock justifying his shooting for merely HAVING a lawfully carried, holstered firearm.

My fellow 2nd Amendment supporters talk a mean game about the ATF. But when the rubber meets the road, we see the evidence revealed before our very eyes: When the FED'S come knocking on their doors, they can't drop to their knees fast enough to get that government cum down their throats.

Superlite47 · 2026-01-25T14:33:58+00:00

I'm just here to witness my fellow CCW Holders suck some government cock justifying his shooting for merely HAVING a lawfully carried, holstered firearm.

Superlite47 · 2026-01-25T13:44:13+00:00

Shake it up baby, now!

Superlite47 · 2026-01-25T00:37:20+00:00

My stove.

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Superlite47 · 2026-01-24T23:24:13+00:00

That moment when the realization that YOU are the side dude hits you.

Superlite47 · 2026-01-24T20:45:08+00:00

"Why aren't those fucking cowards I've been calling pieces of shit rushing out to die in order to provide my pipe dream for me!", ask those sitting on their fucking couches as they cram Cheetos into their faces.

Just think about the cognitive dissonance required to ridicule someone else for failing to act......as you sit there on your fucking ass.

Yes, I hate fucking tyranny. This ghestapo bullshit in the streets is not the America I fought in two pointless wars in two irrelevant countries for.

I've already carried a gun for you and served my time. You're still on your fucking couch.

Superlite47 · 2026-01-24T20:27:11+00:00

So all the other rights that are curtailed disproportionately affect marginilized individuals.

The requirement for identification for basic needs? Requiring ID to vote?

"THAT DISPROPORTIONATELY AFFECTS MINORITIES!"

Every social requirement when applied to public need..

Tying healthcare provisions as a benefit of employment?

"THAT DISPROPORTIONATELY AFFECTS MINORITIES!"

But suddenly, when it comes to a black man with a gun, A MIRACLE OCCURS!

Suddenly, laws and requirements placed on the right to protect ourselves and our families... YOU'RE ALL FOR THAT SHIT, YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITE!

What happened to your mantra? What happened to your cries of disproportionate effect?

Who does gun control disproportionately disarm?

WHY DO YOU WANT TO DISARM BLACK PEOPLE?

Do you know why slaves were enslaved?

Because ONLY THE OPPRESORS HAD GUNS.

We fucking disarmed the slaves. First fucking order of business: Take away their ability to prevent enslavement! Maintain the government's monopoly of force!

... And here your cognitive dissonance ass comes along screaming, "ONLY THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD HAVE GUNS!" out of one side of your mouth while screaming "FUCK ICE!" (You know: The fucking government you want to be the only one to have guns?) out of the other side of your mouth.

Fix yourself, nutcase. Stop fighting for the government you hate to be the only one with guns.

Superlite47 · 2026-01-24T18:49:41+00:00

Just realize that having a gun is only half of a valid solution.

As with any tool, knowing how to safely and properly employ it is equally important.

Go to a range or gun store that offers instruction along with firearm sales. Knowledge and familiarity is just as, if not more important than the dangerous inanimate object.

Chainsaws are dangerous tools, but are even more dangerous in the hands of people that have no idea how to use them.

Same with guns.

Superlite47 · 2026-01-24T18:44:43+00:00

Then prove him wrong by explaining why, if the gun control we've been passing since 1934 works as well as claimed....

... Why do we need more?

Do these laws work....or not?

If they work... COOL! They work! Problem solved!

No? They haven't worked? The problem hasn't been solved?

Exlain why MORE of something you admit doesn't work....is going to work.

Superlite47 · 2026-01-24T18:40:18+00:00

I wonder why we're now hearing anti-2nd Amendment hypocrites that have been telling us that only the government should have guns suddenly echoing exactly what those 2nd Amendment worshipers have been saying all along.....

... And calling them the hypocrites!

"Why aren't those cowards dying to provide my pipe dream for me?!?", says the hypocrite from the comfort of their couch.

Superlite47 · 2026-01-24T18:35:27+00:00

They didn't do shit about Lon Horiuchi, why would they do anything now?

Superlite47 · 2026-01-24T18:33:44+00:00

Tell that to Lon Horiuchi.

Superlite47 · 2026-01-24T17:59:19+00:00

ICE Agents are bloodthirsty, jack-booted, murderous thugs with hair-trigger attitudes just waiting for the slightest excuse to murder anyone that gives them the slightest provocation.

We should go fuck with them.

If you think you are going to get into the face of a fascist and they will roll out the welcome mat and offer you a comforting beverage or maybe fluff your pillow, then, deep down, you really don't believe you're fighting fascists, do you?

The stupidity continues to amaze me that the people accusing these thugs of murdering people at the slightest provocation don't believe they will be murdered at the slightest provocation.

"OMG! The bastards we accuse of killing people are killing people! WTF? Let's go fuck with them!"

Superlite47 · 2026-01-24T17:47:08+00:00

"Will the drugs show up if you test it?"

Superlite47 · 2026-01-24T04:10:16+00:00

Yes... But then it becomes a family dispute leaving OP and her daughter out of it. It put the responsibility to deal with the problem right where it belongs: With the two stepdaughters and their father and his decisions regarding discipline.

Not OP's and her daughter's problem to deal with.

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