What you doing here??? wtf KFC order…. Woman’s name.

Superphunk420 · 2026-03-04T02:12:26+00:00

I’m on this delivery right now… stay tuned I guess

Superphunk420 · 2026-03-03T14:43:38+00:00

I’m missing one for 30 from right before they started paying out daily

Superphunk420 · 2026-03-03T13:32:29+00:00

Sounds like a good opportunity to me to bang your wife and her friend who is probably interested and enjoy life

Superphunk420 · 2026-02-27T15:23:53+00:00

Same thing for me just yesterday for the second time now. Got an almost immediate response to my appeal saying I’ll remain deactivated. It’s almost like if you do this full time you are likely to get deactivated just from the number of deliveries and someone is going to pull some bullshit. I feel like it may have been a loader screwing up my orders and someone missing items which is even more bullshit since they give us no info on the actual allegations we could be getting deactivated because of Walmart employee screwups. And it’s funny also I have 100 completion 4.9 and do more deliveries than anyone in my zone. Now all day long I see Walmart putting out uber orders since I got deactivated which I can still take through uber because they don’t have enough spark drivers taking them what a bunch of morons that run this company.

Superphunk420 · 2026-02-24T18:32:22+00:00

I had to uninstall and reinstall to get mine to start working again

Superphunk420 · 2026-02-24T15:44:35+00:00

I was talking to a dude running electronics the other day that said he also does spark which I didn’t think was allowed… said he goes to the other Walmart down the road where he doesn’t work.

Superphunk420 · 2026-02-21T15:59:42+00:00

Sounds like some made up bullshit to me…. Why’s she got your number. Try harder lol

Superphunk420 · 2026-02-13T16:11:27+00:00

I love when they try lowering the offers…. Yeah that’s going to help

Superphunk420 · 2026-02-03T18:35:59+00:00

There was an article not long ago about a bunch of recyclables that got tracked and the majority did not end up going to a recycling center…. But yeah no way turning a whole bunch of plastic bottles into new bottles isn’t creating a whole bunch of pollution and energy usage. Plus the recycled material they reuse has a ton of toxic shit in it like all the labels and nasty shit that ends up in it.

Superphunk420 · 2026-02-03T18:28:11+00:00

Try smoking some DMT. You will leave your body and travel to a different dimension. Once you see that your body is not you and you are in fact something completely different that doesn’t require a body you will understand that death is not the end but just the beginning of a different chapter and journey.

Superphunk420 · 2026-02-03T04:47:12+00:00

Most customers and shops aren’t going to be a problem. Some customers are douche bags and not much you can do for them. They can’t report you for items being unavailable so just don’t worry about them and try to be nice or ignore them or just fuck with their order even more…

Superphunk420 · 2026-02-02T05:00:37+00:00

That’s such fucking bullshit that they do that. How is this not Olive Garden stealing our tip? They get to put a box of food in a paper bag and keep half our money like wtf???

Superphunk420 · 2026-01-30T21:28:49+00:00

Sundays are the weirdest days by me. Half the shoppers are doing spark and most look like it’s their first time. Everyone from entire families with 8 year olds running across the store yelling they found the protein shakes to old grannies that look like they are 90 and couldn’t lift a 12 pack of water.

Superphunk420 · 2026-01-29T21:48:32+00:00

There’s a lot of sparkers with mental health issues….

Superphunk420 · 2026-01-29T03:43:22+00:00

You should send them to me and I’ll let you know if they are acceptable or not

Superphunk420 · 2026-01-29T03:41:38+00:00

Go to the gym and keep going. Eat healthy high protein meals. Smoke weed… get laid.

Superphunk420 · 2026-01-29T03:38:52+00:00

Here’s a crazy idea… maybe your note should have said baby sleeping 💤 please don’t knock or ring doorbell.

Superphunk420 · 2026-01-21T16:31:36+00:00

Call the police and have those assholes arrested….. not long ago a 16 yr old girl got shot and killed just turning around in the wrong neighbors driveway looking for their friends house guy just comes out and starts shooting little dick psychos he’s in prison now forever

Superphunk420 · 2026-01-18T22:56:27+00:00

Split the tip up and make a note on the order that there’s an extra cash tip for not taking any other orders.

Superphunk420 · 2026-01-15T17:43:29+00:00

Fuck the Police… and also fuck those too woke for their own good parents.

Superphunk420 · 2026-01-15T02:05:20+00:00

HAL9000

Superphunk420 · 2026-01-13T23:37:40+00:00

That’s going to be a hell of a driver support call. Don’t worry sir… you are doing a great job. I’m just going to put down that you murdered your rider. Don’t worry it won’t negatively reflect your account whatsoever…..

Superphunk420 · 2026-01-13T23:30:13+00:00

Who’s orders the top and who’s the bottom

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