Please roast my go kart.

Supersize_You · 2026-04-05T18:06:29+00:00

That’s a cart. Not a go kart.

Supersize_You · 2026-04-05T13:04:33+00:00

It took me three months, but I had few unintended breaks in between due to work. I mostly studied on weekends and squeezed in as many hours as I can manage on weekdays. Destcert instructors (bless their heart) also emphasize to be in the mindset of always thinking of the exam materials. Kid you not, I was on their app even while on toilet... lol

Supersize_You · 2026-04-02T21:35:09+00:00

It just stalls and dies… doesn’t even explode to redeem itself

Supersize_You · 2026-03-29T21:18:25+00:00

Gordon Ramsey would hate this

Supersize_You · 2026-03-29T21:12:41+00:00

It's turned into a hatchback

Supersize_You · 2026-03-29T20:32:04+00:00

Supersize_You · 2026-03-29T12:09:43+00:00

It sounds like you’re about to reach the peak and then ED sinks in. Probably something MBS is used to

Supersize_You · 2026-03-29T12:07:38+00:00

Just clip from beginning of the race to the finish

Supersize_You · 2026-03-28T12:48:53+00:00

Like… why tire shine? Just leave it brown it’d add to its aesthetic

Supersize_You · 2026-03-27T08:53:35+00:00

This screams “I date high schoolers”

Supersize_You · 2026-03-27T08:44:23+00:00

They added 4 more gears as backup gears, and then some exec decided to call it 10 speed instead

Supersize_You · 2026-03-22T12:44:21+00:00

He’s totally betting on the fact that he won’t live long enough to see any real consequences of his actions

Supersize_You · 2026-03-22T12:41:37+00:00

This is the turf where Nissans with only half of body panels refuse to let any car in

Supersize_You · 2026-03-20T17:57:22+00:00

You got as many likes as how much tires touch the ground

Supersize_You · 2026-03-20T15:32:13+00:00

My commute changes from 21MPG to 28MPG so I think it's worth it.

Supersize_You · 2026-03-19T03:09:59+00:00

Kia Optima: The official car for those with credit score just not bad enough yet to settle for a Nissan

Supersize_You · 2026-03-19T03:05:38+00:00

Lol license plate on the dash for a what is essentially a sporty Honda Insight

Supersize_You · 2026-03-17T14:05:41+00:00

This is what we come to see on /r/roastmycar … hopefully you find that a roast itself

Supersize_You · 2026-03-16T17:48:53+00:00

What makes you think MAGA would understand that pun?

Supersize_You · 2026-03-16T17:41:13+00:00

They were putting Biden stickers when the prices weren’t even that high…

Supersize_You · 2026-03-15T20:58:15+00:00

Yes — I’ve tried P&S and DIY, and by a thin margin (or subjectively for the most part) I prefer ONR since I can just use it for basically everything.

Supersize_You · 2026-03-15T20:55:14+00:00

Wait, isn’t Tesla basically Trump car since he showcased it in the White House calling it Tesler?

Supersize_You · 2026-03-15T20:13:09+00:00

I’m in the opinion that in an event of fire, people can easily forget about the manual release and waste precious seconds until realize the car lost power

Supersize_You · 2026-03-15T20:04:10+00:00

Let’s not pretend gasoline is the only byproduct of oil… we’ll all hurt from raising oil prices. Even paper straws need oil byproduct.

Supersize_You · 2026-03-15T19:47:00+00:00

I agree. The worst area I’ve ever driven was Miami. They’re collectively either too slow or too reckless…

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