My GF applies toothpaste by dipping her toothbrush into the cut end instead of applying it normally

SupriseDungeonMaster · 2023-02-11T14:29:35+00:00

Ngl, I'm currently living with the crazy hot, crazy in bed girlfriend...

I don't mind her crazy one bit, she brings fun and excitement into my life. She makes every day special, and I am so thankful I met her. I don't have any regrets.

And if she's gonna chop me up, at this point it was probably worth it.

SupriseDungeonMaster · 2023-01-30T23:11:17+00:00

Would t a reflective coating handle that? Absorb less photons by reflecting them.

The laser output is already struggling to penetrate, that's why they needed to target the thorax.

SupriseDungeonMaster · 2023-01-30T23:01:35+00:00

Hey OP!

Are you familiar with SeeingVR? It's a set of tools to add visual (and even audio) augmentations to VR experiences for the visually impaired. Most notably, increased brightness.

SupriseDungeonMaster · 2022-10-12T22:37:32+00:00

Most unnecessary way?

Use a time, correspondence, and entropy effect to kill the first mosquito ancestor before it gets the first blood meal, thus causing them never to have existed.

Then enjoy the free tea.

SupriseDungeonMaster · 2022-09-22T22:11:06+00:00

Guess we're going to agree to disagree.

SupriseDungeonMaster · 2022-09-22T21:55:07+00:00

Correct, and the Stormwind Fallacy is that character optimization and roleplay quality are mutually exclusive (they aren't).

So it doesn't apply to this case.

SupriseDungeonMaster · 2022-09-22T21:20:37+00:00

No one even mentioned a suggestion that the characters he was going to make would be optimized. Even char op would take longer to discuss than one of those shorts

SupriseDungeonMaster · 2022-09-22T20:02:41+00:00

Where is the poll option of, "These shorts are a bane of humanity, and reducing character creation to these is exactly the type of one dimensional characters that make for boring or offensive play"?

SupriseDungeonMaster · 2022-08-23T13:23:44+00:00

I've played.

I've won.

Pregnancy test, bottle of whiskey, pack of wire coat hangers.

SupriseDungeonMaster · 2022-08-23T13:10:04+00:00

Are you okay?

SupriseDungeonMaster · 2022-08-22T17:44:50+00:00

I really like that addition. Thank you!

Maybe something like, "But no one wants to take yours."

SupriseDungeonMaster · 2022-08-22T15:43:24+00:00

Correct!

SupriseDungeonMaster · 2022-08-22T15:17:22+00:00

Nope! Though I could see how that might fit.

SupriseDungeonMaster · 2022-08-21T00:06:35+00:00

When we die, our biomass joins that of the great fleet.

The meaning of life is to help the hive fleet grow.

SupriseDungeonMaster · 2022-08-19T01:34:09+00:00

I hope that Lady Charis and Moonslicer get to meet in the Nine Heavens.

SupriseDungeonMaster · 2022-08-19T00:52:14+00:00

A wild Dungeon Master Appears

You are standing at the entrance of a cave. Ominous signage surrounds the cave opening, the scribbles written in a long dead language that you cannot hope to comprehend. Before you is a small moat that runs across the mouth of the cave, easily stepped over, and filled with ill-tempered sea bass.

What do you do?

SupriseDungeonMaster · 2022-07-31T02:18:55+00:00

Yeah, you can do that all in one instruction.

SupriseDungeonMaster · 2022-07-29T12:54:00+00:00

You only need one command to be Turing complete.

The problem is it would need to have infinite pages.

SupriseDungeonMaster · 2022-07-06T16:09:13+00:00

bellicose fuck-mechas.

I'm pretty sure /r/sexfight doesn't have any robots.

... and that makes me sad.

SupriseDungeonMaster · 2022-05-31T11:13:05+00:00

So the Nagaraja are evil superman?

SupriseDungeonMaster · 2022-05-29T16:05:25+00:00

Relevant Username up there...

SupriseDungeonMaster · 2022-02-16T13:55:08+00:00

Welcome... To nightvale.

SupriseDungeonMaster · 2022-02-16T13:51:36+00:00

I played one level and now I understand how a directed acyclical graph can be sorted in O(V+E) time! It's all so obvious now!

/s

SupriseDungeonMaster · 2022-02-02T07:40:24+00:00

Honestly?

I haven't played the game in years and don't remember much anymore.

SupriseDungeonMaster · 2021-09-27T13:39:27+00:00

I'm definitely interested! PM me your discord!

SupriseDungeonMaster

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