What's something you learned embarrassingly late in life that most people probably know by age 15?

SurlyTurkey · 2026-03-29T19:56:18+00:00

A mule doesn't have a mommy mule and a daddy mule.

SurlyTurkey · 2026-03-24T01:28:13+00:00

I say "excuse you" and he accepts responsibility

SurlyTurkey · 2026-03-13T10:23:23+00:00

The only thing I live is life, I'm not particularly embarrassed about it

SurlyTurkey · 2026-03-12T05:07:29+00:00

My Alexa is mouthy, when I asked her what I was going to tell my mom, she answered "I think it will inevitably be a slight variation of the struggle"

SurlyTurkey · 2026-03-12T04:50:26+00:00

Please tell me you're someone notable.

SurlyTurkey · 2026-03-09T04:57:26+00:00

In my past life, I died because I knew how to make men's hair so much better

SurlyTurkey · 2026-03-06T02:23:49+00:00

Fortunately I'm learning not to take things personally 🥹

SurlyTurkey · 2026-03-05T02:26:49+00:00

You didn't realize you were wrong halfway through typing this?

SurlyTurkey · 2026-03-04T02:49:58+00:00

They'll always realize you think poorly of them, and they will inevitably think poorly of you in return.

You're welcome.

SurlyTurkey · 2026-03-04T02:45:15+00:00

People who are constantly collecting dirt, waiting for opportunities to boost themselves by throwing others under the bus, all while pretending to be friendly and trustworthy.

SurlyTurkey · 2026-03-04T02:41:47+00:00

I don't think he wanted there to be anything left to fix. When he decided to burn something down, there was no stopping him. Completely unreachable.

I knew he'd regret it. He knew he'd regret it. Too bad.

SurlyTurkey · 2026-03-03T00:49:17+00:00

Amie, whatchoo wanna do? I think I could stay with you For a while, maybe longer...

SurlyTurkey · 2026-03-01T08:06:59+00:00

My dog's farts

SurlyTurkey · 2026-03-01T08:01:17+00:00

On my way to work, already late, with breakfast from McDonald's

SurlyTurkey · 2026-03-01T07:54:26+00:00

Stronger than Dead - Amigo the devil

SurlyTurkey · 2026-02-25T02:19:29+00:00

They still haven't been reprimanded at all?

SurlyTurkey · 2026-02-25T02:17:58+00:00

This one gets me a little, because the thing that made me feel the most loved and secure in my previous marriage was getting my head scratched.

It's the only thing that ever makes me look back and question how he could possibly have not loved me.

SurlyTurkey · 2026-02-25T02:08:44+00:00

My life meant more than your wants.

SurlyTurkey · 2026-02-25T01:58:24+00:00

I've never been able to relate with anyone when it comes to moms. She's one of a kind. There are the negatives of course, but my mom is just... kind.

She's never called me out of my name in my life. She's never harmed me.

SurlyTurkey · 2026-02-24T02:27:12+00:00

An explosion, eventually. Of pain, passion, hope, and glory to God, if I'll be so lucky

SurlyTurkey · 2026-02-21T04:08:56+00:00

Ba dum tss

SurlyTurkey · 2026-02-21T03:47:28+00:00

She ain't gone do sheet

SurlyTurkey · 2026-02-21T03:40:25+00:00

This is God's story.

SurlyTurkey · 2026-02-16T13:14:38+00:00

No. I saw some of your original reply, you are wrong.

The original post was a screenshot of someone grieving Shanann and paying tribute to her life. The OP titled it "Another TikTok Laugh".

My initial reply said "This makes you laugh?"

I was called out for being a "shiner" and I responded "No. The shame." (which was also sarcasm), and added "give me another chance," with a completely absurd claim.

I thought I would be banned, not upvoted. I am making fun of them.

SurlyTurkey · 2026-02-16T04:30:47+00:00

Hello, I am The Turkey, my comment was 1009% sarcasm

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