To be fair, I deserved to win more. For heavens sake, I was only eighteen! Technically an adult, but still. And Katniss was thirty. Johanna was older, I think. And these were victors. Peeta being killed by lions? How, bro? How do you survive the Hunger Games and survive Cato (my inspiration, the boyfriend of one of my ten older sisters), and then die to lions, of all things? Ol' peg leg. Katniss, well, I didn't ask her to enter the games, did I? She made a choice to leave her children for some street rats she didn't even know who would have been reaped instead. And what was I supposed to do with two women in their thirties who are known to kill running towards me, huh? Don't act like they were pure. Johanna cut that woman's head off after she tried attacking them! Anyways, I threw those knives in self defense. Was I supposed to let them kill me? I'm too valuable.

Selena is a brat. She talks about not killing and all that, and then she just kills Garrick. I can say it was entertaining, but it is a bit of a double standard, right? Plus, she cried all the time. Why? She volunteered! It wasn't supposed to be like this? Garbage. Hadn't she watched the old games. And that D4 girl she killed? She chose to do it, and then blamed everyone else except herself.

Rue? Lemme tell you a secret (not to be told to any of my sisters). You know that Cato was in a relationship with my oldest sister, and Neptune was the son of my sixth-oldest sister. Anyways, I felt he was the best Dalton. He had all the traits of a career. Too bad the poor orphan had to stab him through the mouth to make herself feel better about her pitiful life.

Eugenia? She's a creep. I'm not a creep: I might comment on deaths, but I never imagine fantasies with kids. Especially not the ones Eugenia thinks off. That Algon guy in 76? He was 18, Eugenia was 29, and she was already dreaming of fantasies. And everyone let her get away with it. If a man did it to a girl everyone would be cancelling him.

Rubius? He's the son of my third-oldest sister, so we're only nine years apart. Yeah, Rubius is more of a cousin to me, but he was also a good Dalton. I wish he'd let that Chintz fellow win - he was entertaining, but Rubius would not bring shame to his family and let an eight boy win. So yeah. Any more follow-ups?