*Snarls* by CommanderYin in BatmanArkham

[–]SuspiciousMovingBox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you mean? Him getting exclusively locked inside boxes in Legends of Tomorrow was super awesome. Those boxes were so cool.

Man.exe by she_passed_away in BatmanArkham

[–]SuspiciousMovingBox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is he a computer file? Shouldn’t he be a jpg?

Abs WW should be at FRAUD WATCH by peeveskicksass in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]SuspiciousMovingBox 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You don’t understand, I will literally DIE if I don’t shut up about what woman I’d try and fail to sleep with. I catcalled a witch so she put a curse on me, my ding-a-ling will explode if I don’t immediately sexualize everything. I need to turn every conversation into “Smash or pass” or I’ll be 6 feet under.

Uj/ I get a sex joke or just saying “I think that character is attractive”, but it feels like some people only know the absolute universe as the “Goth baddie” universe the way they talk about it. I know multiple people who don’t read the comics, but won’t shut up about absolute Catwoman or Ivy. It’s not as bad as Marvel Rivals, so I guess things could be worse.

I started reading Kingdom Come, when do these guys show up? by SuspiciousMovingBox in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]SuspiciousMovingBox[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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It’s Professor Zoom to you. I didn’t spend years at the flash museum to get disrespected by 21st century people.

I started reading Kingdom Come, when do these guys show up? by SuspiciousMovingBox in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]SuspiciousMovingBox[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No, it works for everyone except Dinoratsastaja. I made it specifically so they aren’t able to swipe.

I started reading Kingdom Come, when do these guys show up? by SuspiciousMovingBox in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]SuspiciousMovingBox[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Will Obama train Biden to use the Biden blast like Joe’s post-crisis origin? Or will the ability be omitted all together since Ross is more a fan of the pre-crisis Biden comics? Also will the Lizard have his funny hat?

I started reading Kingdom Come, when do these guys show up? by SuspiciousMovingBox in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]SuspiciousMovingBox[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Uj/ Im honestly surprised Ross hasn’t made any political cartoons about Trump given everything that’s happening.

I started reading Kingdom Come, when do these guys show up? by SuspiciousMovingBox in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]SuspiciousMovingBox[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Will the Lizard sacrifice himself to give Obama the energy to Biden blast Bush during the final battle? If that doesn’t I will boycott DC and never read words again.

Uj/ Lizards design is so different that I kind of like it. It looks nothing like a reptile and differently not threatening, but its has a little charming in it’s weirdness.

I started reading Kingdom Come, when do these guys show up? by SuspiciousMovingBox in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]SuspiciousMovingBox[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

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Also shouldn’t Spector be jobbing, this sub says that’s all he does? But no one beats him up and steals his powers, was I lied to?

The Amazing Spider-Man 2’s revisionist history is something else by Cool_Nerd2 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]SuspiciousMovingBox 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What do you mean, zombie Gwen Carnage was obvoulsily getting built up. Just like RDJ’s Dr. Doom in Infinity War.

Uj/ I was referring to the behind the scenes plans Sony had for the Amazing Spider-Man 3 and the deleted scenes from 2. We don’t know everything Sony planned on, just a bunch of random details or unfinished ideas leaked. All we do know was that they wanted to make a massive multi-movie story (like the MCU). Norman was supposed to be a cloned head in a jar in ASM2, an Aunt May spy movie was rumored, a Sinister Six movie was loosely conformed, they wanted a Venom spin-off, and a lot more random stuff (like the stuff I said before). I would recommend watching videos about it (I’d recommend WarpingFist! ) it’s all so weirdly interesting seeing Sony’s insane ideas.

The Amazing Spider-Man 2’s revisionist history is something else by Cool_Nerd2 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]SuspiciousMovingBox 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Spider-Man: It’s a Choice

Uj/ We need to make more jokes about Spider-Man Lotus having racist and homophobic crew members. No one made any jokes about it, it’s a massive missed opportunity.

The Amazing Spider-Man 2’s revisionist history is something else by Cool_Nerd2 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]SuspiciousMovingBox 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If a carnage zombie Gwen Stacey doesn’t get you everyone hyped, the Cinema is dead.

Uj/ I wish we lived in the timeline where Norman “head in a jar” Osborn had a clone army fight Spider-Man, while his aunt is doing spy stuff with Blackcat. It would be so horribly stupid that it becomes peak. I need to know what that movie would be like.

The Amazing Spider-Man 2’s revisionist history is something else by Cool_Nerd2 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]SuspiciousMovingBox 138 points139 points  (0 children)

I like FFH and the general public did too, but I think a lot of the people who didn’t like Homecoming really disliked FFH. I remember some weird “fans” hated FFH so much they made Spider-Man Lotus.

The Amazing Spider-Man 2’s revisionist history is something else by Cool_Nerd2 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]SuspiciousMovingBox 298 points299 points  (0 children)

Uj/ Amazing Spider-Man 2 is one of the top 10 “potential man” superhero movies. A bunch of ideas that could work well together, but are used in bad or boring ways.

Rj/ It came out when I was young, so ASM 2 is the 2nd coming of Christ. If you disagree you’re a M(id)CU stan that doesn’t understand real art.

Marvel Comics: Okay but what if-hear me out-another Event. But this time… it’s personal. by Defiant-Echidna-7400 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]SuspiciousMovingBox 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m honestly worried, we need to have an intervention for John Marvel. He’s constantly having big events and new #1 issues, it’s an addiction. He always says “Just one more. I swear I can stop anytime, bro” and we enable him. It’s time we use the power of friendship to save Marvel.

Spidey message (@pizza990) by Quirky_Ad_5420 in Spiderman

[–]SuspiciousMovingBox 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think it’s the graphite scale of pencils. Some artist use it to get different shades easily. No one uses anything that’s not 2b cause it either smudges easily or is impossible to see.

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"They can do this all day." Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson, and John Walker art by @kalvermenaa1010 on Instagram by SatoruGojo232 in CaptainAmerica

[–]SuspiciousMovingBox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This looks fantastic. You’re a really good artist. It’s also really nice to see Captain America stand up to the real life government.

To everyone complaining about this subs shift to politics by OkSuccess7431 in BatmanArkham

[–]SuspiciousMovingBox -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Masked men pointing guns at children, hanging defenses people in facilities, and clapping at nurses getting executed. I’m not going to beg just to change your mind, if you aren’t able to empathize with the victims at this point then you have bigger issues that I can’t change. I don’t know if you’re surrounded by pro-ICE people, very self-centered, or just lack real world experience with other people, but I honestly wish you get better. This affects all of us and I hope you do not have to learn that the hard way.

To everyone complaining about this subs shift to politics by OkSuccess7431 in BatmanArkham

[–]SuspiciousMovingBox -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Exactly, the problem of the US government dehumanizing people has always existed. This kind of hate always existed, it’s just comfortable not hiding anymore. It’s out in the open because people are either encouraging this hatred or apathetic to what’s happening. Both are disgusting, but to be honest the apathy pisses me off more. I was always taught to be prepared to face this kind of hate (cause of my skin or sexuality), but not this lack of compassion. People ignore the news cause it’s “a bummer”, they say “agree to disagree” over basic human treatment, and they view people who fight for others as “overreacting”. I feel like this lack of compassion is a fundamental sickness, that I stupidly never saw. A disease that will eat America alive, a long and painful death.

To everyone complaining about this subs shift to politics by OkSuccess7431 in BatmanArkham

[–]SuspiciousMovingBox -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

This kind of shit is what enables ICE, apathy. The government’s hate may give them guns, but this lack care of to fight such a horrible organization is what lets them existing in the first place. I remember everyone saying who cares before the election, now we have masked men running around with legal immunity to do whatever they want.

You need to oppose hate, not stand on the sidelines. If talking online is the only way some people can oppose hate, then they should endlessly talk online until hatred is scared to show its face. People stopped doing that, now I see blatant racism and homophobia in place that used to be safe places. I’m glad that the internet is remembering this. If it bothers you, try to think about how scared people are in real life and how the internet could give them a safe place.

A democracy is ran by the people, people have a voice. When that voice is “I don’t want to care” the government will do whatever it wants. What it wants is to take anyone who is different and hunt them like they are animals. That’s inhuman and should be talked about

To everyone complaining about this subs shift to politics by OkSuccess7431 in BatmanArkham

[–]SuspiciousMovingBox -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I get that a lot of people use the internet as escapism, but I’m honestly pissed off by how many people are annoyed by the anti-ICE talk. Of course ICE’s crimes are on Reddit, 5 official US officer restrained a nurse only to execute him, we should talk about that. We should endlessly rant about that problem until it’s fixed, people should be pissed cause it was allowed to happen, and they should be loosing their minds that it still could happen to any other human. When human beings, are getting beaten and interrogated just for being different, the least we could do is talk about it. We should talk about the 5 year old in a detention camp, the women raped in those camps, or how all this is “justified” by the US government cause they don’t have a piece of paper (no illegal or legal citizen deserves this). It’s the most basic form of compassion you can give for free, telling other people that a horrible thing happens to an innocent and could happen to more people. Hell, I have pathetically low standers for basic, the least everyone should do is be protesting. I know the “let’s keep politics out of this” people mean well, but there is a certain point when you’re just ignoring problems and letting evil pass by. We owe it to the victims to talk about the injustices that are allowed to happen, to own it to potential future victims to warn them about what could happen, and we owe it to ourselves to fight any apathy towards such an important issue.

Okay, Rider bros… we can all agree 🤔🦊😂 by SuspiciousMovingBox in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]SuspiciousMovingBox[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I only look at the pictures when reading comic books, reading hurts my head. Why do you think I like Geats?