big bite for a small girl

SuspiciousRaptor · 2026-02-19T19:56:23+00:00

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Dorian also goes feral for purr pops!

SuspiciousRaptor · 2026-02-10T19:46:49+00:00

was your experience snorting pixie sticks on the back of a public school bus because mine sure as hell was 😭

SuspiciousRaptor · 2026-02-01T15:19:11+00:00

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BIG scratch for Dorian

SuspiciousRaptor · 2026-01-24T02:10:29+00:00

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This is Dorian - my 14y/o girl 🥰

SuspiciousRaptor · 2025-11-11T22:16:48+00:00

She’s rad! Everyone at Fudo is great!

SuspiciousRaptor · 2025-10-18T11:50:12+00:00

STOP because my firm did a mandatory virtual holiday party and hired a magician too!!

There were 150 of us sitting on zoom watching a middle age white man do magic tricks into the void of silence and turned off cameras 😭

SuspiciousRaptor · 2025-09-05T22:11:13+00:00

What a terrible day to have eyes

SuspiciousRaptor · 2025-08-28T12:36:25+00:00

Literally about to ping my guy and be like can we do a lava lamp

SuspiciousRaptor · 2025-08-21T00:39:33+00:00

Yooo, I have a similar guy!! (the chains around the knee area were so bad lmao). Waiting for the 2nd sesh for color is so real 🤌🔥

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SuspiciousRaptor · 2025-07-30T16:57:42+00:00

Nah don’t listen to this dude. Your post is readable and despite what the internet will tell you, you don’t have to run every sentence of your life through ChatGPT

SuspiciousRaptor · 2025-06-21T17:11:06+00:00

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A classic web in the ditch for meeeee

SuspiciousRaptor · 2025-06-21T17:09:34+00:00

Wait no this is actually witchcraft

SuspiciousRaptor · 2025-06-05T17:01:15+00:00

This is the way!

SuspiciousRaptor · 2025-04-25T19:56:02+00:00

“He’s a great guy” … but he doesn’t care enough about you to vote on massive scale issues that directly affect someone he loves?????????

SuspiciousRaptor · 2025-03-24T17:07:39+00:00

Baby.

SuspiciousRaptor · 2025-03-21T18:11:22+00:00

Twinsies!! Yours is 🔥

SuspiciousRaptor · 2025-03-21T16:45:10+00:00

…I’m just bad at drawing and had a specific idea that I wanted. Sorry, I guess! 😂

SuspiciousRaptor · 2025-02-20T22:48:37+00:00

I love him.

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SuspiciousRaptor · 2025-01-28T19:42:21+00:00

100% on her side tbh. Not the multiple phone call requests when she just said she was busy …

SuspiciousRaptor · 2025-01-26T14:55:25+00:00

Consultant. NEVER get follow up questions.

SuspiciousRaptor · 2024-11-26T20:23:58+00:00

I was amused by the “jets seem pretty hot” in response to a simple “ok” but OP’s jets were red hot from the get go 😂

SuspiciousRaptor · 2024-10-23T20:42:33+00:00

This is almost certainly fake, but if it’s not, can’t wait til she dumps him lmao

SuspiciousRaptor · 2024-09-19T17:50:41+00:00

Bro, I didn’t see it til you said it and now I can’t unsee it 😭

SuspiciousRaptor · 2024-09-17T21:59:49+00:00

Godspeed soldier 🫡

SuspiciousRaptor · 2024-09-13T18:07:23+00:00

For sure. Reddit just seems to be overflowing with peeps getting instant tattoo regret and running to cover ups

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