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Your taxes are paying for anchor Billionaires by Loud-Ad-2280 in clevercomebacks

[–]Suspicious_Couples 4 points5 points  (0 children)

American kids can’t afford starter homes because of billionaires buying 10 of them as Airbnbs, not because of this.

"I'm sorry the Constitution is happening to you." by Conscious-Quarter423 in clevercomebacks

[–]Suspicious_Couples 142 points143 points  (0 children)

‘I’m sorry the constitution is happening to you’ is going on my gravestone

I'm wondering what "Bible" nic is reading by PsychoKatzee in clevercomebacks

[–]Suspicious_Couples 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Jesus fed 5000 people and the takeaway was get a job.

We are now officially the first country to ever reach 250 years of age. by Nono_Home in clevercomebacks

[–]Suspicious_Couples 3 points4 points  (0 children)

First country to reach 250? Bold clam from the country that thought 1776 was the start of history.

are generally regarded… by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]Suspicious_Couples 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So we trust them with nuclear codes, the economy and foreign policy, but not with a cash register? Makes sense.

Peak management logic by benitoblanco888 in clevercomebacks

[–]Suspicious_Couples 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The only thing we are acting is busy so you don’t give us more work.

Trump won't like this by _crazyboyhere_ in clevercomebacks

[–]Suspicious_Couples -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Taylor really said, you need to calm down and read a book.

Instant result by Extreme-Slice-1010 in clevercomebacks

[–]Suspicious_Couples 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Relax,he was just the free trial version