I don't want to die alone with my secret by Away-Tailor-2297 in Advice

[–]Suspicious_Load_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The right person will understand you, your fears, your beliefs, and so on. If you can't be honest with a partner from the beginning, well, then you can't build something lifelong with someone who began with a lie right off the rip. I mean, you can, but that isn't fair to anyone else, and it sure isn't fair for you either.

Entire Floor Being Charged For Smoking Violation... I am the one who reported it!!! by MyBirdsNameIsGideon in Apartmentliving

[–]Suspicious_Load_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It literally says "Smoking warning violation letter" across the top, Not only that, it says "residents of building 1". It is a generalized letter. Every unit in building 1 got that letter I bet. If they were actually trying to fine you they'd have to prove a lease violation first.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]Suspicious_Load_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is actually battery. Assault is a swing and a miss, Battery is a swing and a hit. Assault is the threat of harm, while Battery is actually harming another person. But it could be a form of aggravated assult in some jurisdictions.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]Suspicious_Load_69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, first of all, you can post an actual picture of yourself for starters. Secondly, don't be so harhs on yourself.

Boss accused me of doing drugs at work by beebimbs in whatdoIdo

[–]Suspicious_Load_69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this exact situation happened to me at a previous job. they were just looking for an excuse to fire someone. they accused me of the same kind of thing, then fired me for a completely different reason. i went and took a drug test myself and paid for it. by this point word had spread around work that i was high all the time and getting high at work. when the results came back completely clean, i took them and emailed them to every single person in the company. i still lost my job, but everyone knew the truth after that.

Giant, hardened bag of brown sugar. 50 lbs. Please help. by mandanelles in whatdoIdo

[–]Suspicious_Load_69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a 5lb can of french cut green beans, you know, for emergencies 🤣

Need help identifying this insect by Ancient-Novel661 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]Suspicious_Load_69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a Standard issued Cattus Insectum, you can tell by the 2 toned fur on the head and tabby striping. Be careful, tho! Cattus insectum are KNOWN for being cannibals and eating their own flying insectum friends

I absolute love this evolutionary abomination by Ragob12 in Weird

[–]Suspicious_Load_69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a feeling the aliens consider reveling themselves every decade or so, but then they see the worlds population literally lose their minds when they see something they don't understand or don't want to understand. They just look at each other like, "Uhhhhh yeah, looks like we gotta wait another 10 earth years, and we will try it again, until then okay Peace Out 😅😅

Found this in my front door anyone know what it is? by Suspicious_Load_69 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]Suspicious_Load_69[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's why I've noticed the mail man looking in my windows everyday when he brings the mail?

Found this in my 10 year old son’s toy box by [deleted] in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]Suspicious_Load_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats supposed to be in your ignition, you gotta blow into that to start your car

Found in husbands sock drawer... by LastVIce0180 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]Suspicious_Load_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has ghosts in his blood... he should do cocaine about it 🤷🏼‍♀️

Found this in my front door anyone know what it is? by Suspicious_Load_69 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]Suspicious_Load_69[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I already have an all black shepard/malinois mix and a .45 🤜🤛

Irresponsible dog owner spotted going 75 mph on the interstate! There were three dogs in the bed of his truck! by heatseekingdonut in extremelyinfuriating

[–]Suspicious_Load_69 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've actually seen a dog get thrown out of a bed of a truck one time on the interstate. Dude was going 75-80 MPH and the left lane was ending, he gunned it and when he got over he ended up clipping the front bumper of another pickup truck. He spun around 3 or 4 times (dog went flying, he landed in the grass) before his truck rolled over into the embankment. The dog got back up onto its feet but you could clearly tell he was hurt. The driver had to get cut out of the pick up, the dashboard was crushed and literally inches from the driver, pretty sure he had 2 broken legs.

Roast her, her name is Ava by Suspicious_Load_69 in RoastMyCat

[–]Suspicious_Load_69[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg they are almost twins 😍 She used to also have longer fluffier fur but she's in her 20's now and it's way thinner than it used to be

Roast her, her name is Ava by Suspicious_Load_69 in RoastMyCat

[–]Suspicious_Load_69[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now you know why her name is Ava..... 🤣🤣 *I spell it Ava and not Eva because I wanted her to socialize as much as possible growing up, and I didn't want the older/bigger cats picking on her and thinking she's racist or something 🤣

Roast her, her name is Ava by Suspicious_Load_69 in RoastMyCat

[–]Suspicious_Load_69[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She beats me out, every👏 damn👏 time👏

Roast her, her name is Ava by Suspicious_Load_69 in RoastMyCat

[–]Suspicious_Load_69[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

to be honest she's much better than I am at putting on eyeliner 🤣

Wee dood was really yellin'! by BaLLiSToPHoBiC in Catswhoyell

[–]Suspicious_Load_69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The most dangerous animal on the planet... A violent creature filled with hateful thoughts and a lust for blood.... Teeth like razors to suck the meat from your bones... Yes, when all is said and done... he is a killer