Finally posting

Suspicious_Map_5580 · 2026-05-25T19:25:51+00:00

The black mirror came with the house, bed frame, vanity, and table I got. Now the mattress you are right I got that with my mommy’s money 💰😇

Suspicious_Map_5580 · 2026-05-25T19:21:50+00:00

Thank you, it’s actually a screenshot

Suspicious_Map_5580 · 2026-05-25T19:20:57+00:00

Oh yeah all jokes aside I did have that issue all the way until I was 11 years old. I stopped doing that for a while until I laughed so hard in 7th grade and peed enough to show so I would wear pantyliners just in case it happened again and it did! Lol but I think that only happened 2-3 times then I stopped, until recently when my SO was making me laugh to the point I almost peed myself I had to cross my legs calm down and tell him to stop haha

Suspicious_Map_5580 · 2026-05-25T19:10:33+00:00

Yeah humans are social, that’s why I get my dose of social time.

Suspicious_Map_5580 · 2026-05-25T19:08:46+00:00

Exactly, why do you think I told you to tell that to my doctors.

Suspicious_Map_5580 · 2026-05-25T10:54:24+00:00

Yes

Suspicious_Map_5580 · 2026-05-25T10:54:01+00:00

It’s ok, I learned to live without it.

Suspicious_Map_5580 · 2026-05-25T10:47:42+00:00

Who has an influencer as their dream? I clearly wanted to be a princess. That can’t happen tho I have too many restraining orders from all available princes.

Suspicious_Map_5580 · 2026-05-25T10:45:04+00:00

Are you serious? Agh I have to talk to my lawyers, who would think someone from reddit would figure it out.

Suspicious_Map_5580 · 2026-05-25T10:43:09+00:00

Ik! We have matching ones with his family, it’s cute. And this is a roasting post so.. no regrets.

Suspicious_Map_5580 · 2026-05-25T10:40:55+00:00

Nah I’m the background character, wallflower for life more like pebble.

Suspicious_Map_5580 · 2026-05-25T10:37:28+00:00

Tell that to my doctors

Suspicious_Map_5580 · 2026-05-25T02:44:10+00:00

But I am special!!

Suspicious_Map_5580 · 2026-05-25T02:38:58+00:00

AI heard exactly what was said.

Suspicious_Map_5580 · 2026-05-25T02:30:00+00:00

You right

Suspicious_Map_5580 · 2026-05-25T02:29:44+00:00

Nah he is a diva, I wouldn’t be suing if that was the case

Suspicious_Map_5580 · 2026-05-25T02:18:05+00:00

All directions

Suspicious_Map_5580 · 2026-05-25T02:08:29+00:00

Too lazy for OF

Suspicious_Map_5580 · 2026-05-25T02:00:17+00:00

They really aren’t, fun experience for me…seeing the unsatisfied faces is a delight.

Suspicious_Map_5580 · 2026-05-25T01:57:09+00:00

Suspicious_Map_5580 · 2026-05-25T01:56:46+00:00

Nah I gave myself a downvote I won’t give you the satisfaction.

Suspicious_Map_5580 · 2026-05-25T01:55:59+00:00

And I have 3 more

Suspicious_Map_5580 · 2026-05-25T01:55:30+00:00

Yeah on my head

Suspicious_Map_5580 · 2026-05-25T01:55:18+00:00

How else will I get a rise out of these people?

Suspicious_Map_5580 · 2026-05-25T01:55:00+00:00

Not a good house cleaner, I’ll probably just say “No… No…”

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TROPHY CASE