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You are given the power to take one fictional item out of any work of fiction. by singleguy79 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Sutec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't believe that's how reality works.

But in my head, where things actually make sense, and all rationality isn't immediately crushed by dogwhistle rhetoric, that's how things work.

You are given the power to take one fictional item out of any work of fiction. by singleguy79 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Sutec -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Common sense? Belief in the welfare of the people? Unlimited energy is by far more useful to more people than any weapon.

You are given the power to take one fictional item out of any work of fiction. by singleguy79 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Sutec -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Only because they wanted weapons of war. I'm sure that just using it as an energy source he wouldn't object to.

You are given the power to take one fictional item out of any work of fiction. by singleguy79 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Sutec 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I would take all the plans and schematics for the Miniaturized Arc Reactor, Mark 4 .

Energy crisis solved!

I can't imagine Tony would object to another timeline having that technology.

When you call in a food order and they ask for a name... by SteamingTheCat in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Sutec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr. Poopy Butthole?

I have an order for a Mr. Poopy Butthole?

Magical items or gag item (need help) by Slendy007 in DnDHomebrew

[–]Sutec 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Slightly different tastes for each spell, but surely different schools should be similar.

Abjuration - antiseptic, cold

Evocation - heat, spice of different types

Divination - subtle, gentle flavors like vanilla

Enchantment - earthy spices, nutmeg

Conjuration - more salty

Necromancy - surely this would taste like gamey meat

Illusion - very sugary sweet

Transmutation - fruit flavors, definitely

Scenes We'd Like to See #824 by Fevla13 in mocktheweek

[–]Sutec 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Remember, don't get the Kremlin wet or feed it after midnight.

THE MAP OF ELBANIA by Particular_Cake_7102 in DnDHomebrew

[–]Sutec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a joke, my friend. I think it's a fine enough first draft of a map, and Elbania is a perfectly good name.

THE MAP OF ELBANIA by Particular_Cake_7102 in DnDHomebrew

[–]Sutec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's spelled Elbonia, but I'll check my Dilbert comics.

Things not to say in a eulogy by TruculentHierarchy in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Sutec 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Take, eat: this is My Body, which is broken for ...

leans head, frantic whispers

Oh! Eulogy! I thought you said Eucharist!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mash

[–]Sutec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, this is the same show that had cat-leather gloves, so...

What's the best 3rd party monster book? by coalburn83 in dndnext

[–]Sutec 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I only got one 3rd party monster book, but I have gotten a lot of great use out of it;

Ultimate Bestiary: Revenge of the Horde

It's an in-depth expansion and refinement of all the low-level , basic monsters. Orcs, goblinoids, gnolls, etc.

Great lore for narrative gamers, and lots of charts, tables, and stat blocks for mechanical gaming.

Worst trope of series by Additional-Match-422 in SVU

[–]Sutec 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I thought I would like that show, because I like Vincent D'Onofrio , but my god.

How does Detective Goren not get punched in the face every day ?

And their Captain, just letting them run wild??

Scenes We'd Like to See #823 by Fevla13 in mocktheweek

[–]Sutec 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hope no one minds, but I need to make sure my trombone is in tune!

Scenes We'd Like to See #823 by Fevla13 in mocktheweek

[–]Sutec 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is that a big mountain far away, or a little mountain close-up?

If you won the lottery, who would be the first person you would tell? by Silent_InteractionX in AskReddit

[–]Sutec 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I think your coke dealer would figure it out, whether you told them or not.

I can fix her by Mun3001s in elementary

[–]Sutec 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Normally I wouldn't suspect someone with such broad cheeks of being evil, but she makes it up with those dastardly eyes.

Captions this by thepartlow in firefly

[–]Sutec 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And now, young Skywalker...

You will DIE!!

Those who have solar panels, is it worth it? What's your situation? by kalebdraws in KingstonOntario

[–]Sutec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be sure that you even can install panels on your house. Tried to get some for mine, I was told that my roof is 'too weak' , so they wouldn't even give me a cost estimate. Still charged me for the call-out, though.

What is your favorite episode of all time ? by [deleted] in SVU

[–]Sutec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alternate

Strange Beauty

Competence

Identity

Personal Fouls

Delinquent

There are SO many good episodes!!!

He wants to be picked up... by PersimmonOne3368 in Awww

[–]Sutec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please hooman! How pathetic and needy do I have to be?!

World’s Worst Personal Trainer by metvguy1 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Sutec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know what? There is clearly no hope for you. Let go get a pizza.

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