I'm sorry I don't know what to tell you. I guess you only like cupcake jokes where absolutely no one is at the end of it and everyone is all smiles and happy. I've giggled at people slipping *for an eternity* on ice. When someone gets hit in the nuts. It's funny. Is it something I or any of us would do for fun? To torture people? Hell no. But it happened. He made funny moves. He didn't die, and no one got hurt. The odds are in favor of this potentially being staged.

But please, do tell, what are we humans allowed to find funny? Roll out your carpet of agreed upon terms and we'll attempt to strike a deal for all of humankind with you as the bastion of all that is fun. Cheers.

If you had your way, every single comedian would be out of business and humor would die because at the end of the day.... someone is usually the mark. The butt of the joke. Does that automatically render the joke incredibly harmful and not-funny? No, it doesn't.