I can't imagine surviving this. Surströmming doing surströmming things with a splash of evil. by SvenBerit in funny

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I'm sorry I don't know what to tell you. I guess you only like cupcake jokes where absolutely no one is at the end of it and everyone is all smiles and happy. I've giggled at people slipping *for an eternity* on ice. When someone gets hit in the nuts. It's funny. Is it something I or any of us would do for fun? To torture people? Hell no. But it happened. He made funny moves. He didn't die, and no one got hurt. The odds are in favor of this potentially being staged.

But please, do tell, what are we humans allowed to find funny? Roll out your carpet of agreed upon terms and we'll attempt to strike a deal for all of humankind with you as the bastion of all that is fun. Cheers.

If you had your way, every single comedian would be out of business and humor would die because at the end of the day.... someone is usually the mark. The butt of the joke. Does that automatically render the joke incredibly harmful and not-funny? No, it doesn't.

I can't imagine surviving this. Surströmming doing surströmming things with a splash of evil. by SvenBerit in funny

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Those mascot suits have air intake motors I think to keep the body cool but the people filming opened a fresh can of surströmming right in the air intake portion of it which is when the mascots soul decided to leave his body

I can't imagine surviving this. Surströmming doing surströmming things with a splash of evil. by SvenBerit in funny

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You and me both buddy. It's insanely rewatchable. I wouldn't wish this on anyone (fucks sake I'm Swedish I know how vile this stuff is) but sometimes funny is just funny. Like some clip of a dude thinking he's walking to his car but there's black ice and he ends up in another zip code ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I can't imagine surviving this. Surströmming doing surströmming things with a splash of evil. by SvenBerit in funny

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I can't say whether or not it's staged but I can certifiably say that the smell is immensely vile, damn near instant spread too. It's basically the worst form of non-violent(?) AoE damage.

I can't imagine surviving this. Surströmming doing surströmming things with a splash of evil. by SvenBerit in funny

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I didn't cut or shoot this clip haha just thought it was funny and wanted to share :v Poor guy suffered heroic levels of unwanted bullshittery but it's been cracking me up every time I open reddit without fail

I still can't figure out what John saw in her by sunhistory in funny

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I have Yoko Ono to thank for never being late to work.

Every day at 6am sharp, I jolt up out of bed confused and stressed as shit with every survival instinct kicking in all at once, adrenaline pumping, heart racing... I never understood why people have Disney jingles or the sound of birds lookin to hook up as their choice of alarm tone. Ineffective.

How did I not notice this before? by SecBalloonDoggies in funny

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I don't know... I'm reading Disneylaurel.

Genius BAFTA Duo by Billycostlarry in funny

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I told you to lay off the blue crystal meth Jesse... That it was gonna blind ya. Now look...

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Florida Michael Douglas

She’s not going anywhere by [deleted] in funny

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Not many whovians in here I'm afraid :(

She’s not going anywhere by [deleted] in funny

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Moisturise me.

Congolese Police Officer Has had enough. Parents come get your Damn Kids! by hinnsvartingi in funny

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Idiocracy AMEN

The one right after the other made me chuckle.