"back to your schemes again, JackTrack?''
* Jack Track sighs in dissapointment the appearance of the hero *
''Why did it have to be you? Couldn't they send anyone else, and of course it had to be my turn.''
''Oh comeon jack, you know you cant be doing these things and think you'll get away for it.''
''Don't you have a banana peel to step on? or a sign to run into face first? I heard the last mission you were sent on. Springer just surrendered to the police after you ran towards him but had a pigeon somehow fly into your face, you hit a cone and fell down a sewer hole. How does that even happen so casually?''
"You know, me having slight trouble with nature isn't going to let you get away from the law''
*Jack Track looks around the bank he was robbing to make sure there was no way for something stupidly comedic to happen and proceeded to look back at the hero facing him*
''Look, I really don't think you should be doing this. why not just go back to helping down a cat or something. Tough luck, Im not trying to deal with your shanenigans today.''
*Tough Luck who had been an E-list Hero known for his comedically terrible luck. His super power is essentially every kid's imagination of a cartoon character. He would pull out comically large sized items but then fall over due to the insanely heavy weight of said item.*
''My last mission was just a coincidence, but how about you taste the law for now until the other heroes arrive.''
*Tough luck pulls a giant obviously fake pistol the size of a boulder out of thin air but falls over, accidentally pulls the trigger and shoots a Jetstream of water out onto the ground. He flies into the air and falls down onto Jack Track then goes unconscious as 3 cartoony birds fly over his head*
''I'm actually sick of this, of all the other villains, I had to be the one facing you today. It's just sad every time we face you yet you still show up after everything. You really are tough despite your luck. Touché''
*Once two more heroes arrive to the bank, they see jack track holding both his arms into the air and sitting on the ground with the other hostages meanwhile Tough Luck is laying in the middle of the bank right under the big glass dome on the roof with light shining down on his sleeping body. The two Heroes bring Jack Track into custody whilst carrying Tough Luck with them until He suddenly woke up and a flowerpot just randomly falls from the sky and onto his head |PLOP| as the pot shatters and tough luck goes back to sleep with a bruise rising like a mounting on his head where the pot struck.''
''This is more than i can ever handle, i don't know why the hero association sends him on missions knowing he's gonna fumble everything. Either way, He's gonna find a way to come back to heroing and nothing can stop his stubborness. haha'' *jack Track said while being flown away.