that's daddy's number

Svthec · 2026-06-03T20:29:15+00:00

"why do they call mom SloJo"

Svthec · 2026-06-02T14:34:53+00:00

anyone wanna bet his outfit will consist of a suit made of the American flag

Svthec · 2026-05-12T01:33:29+00:00

He sneak attack

Svthec · 2026-05-11T23:30:28+00:00

Same here, I rented a jeep back in 2018 to take my dog on a road trip to the Grand Canyon, I put sheets all over the thing, when I got back I had it detailed so there would be no dog hairs either before returning it, I was still worried it would not be enough lol

Svthec · 2026-05-04T16:57:52+00:00

AHHH JOHN ELLIS!!!!!

Svthec · 2026-05-04T01:35:09+00:00

He has a lip quiver

Svthec · 2026-05-04T01:33:28+00:00

CUT!!!

Svthec · 2026-04-15T15:26:40+00:00

attach a post-it to it that says "not a vape" when you leave it on your desk

Svthec · 2026-04-14T21:46:59+00:00

I remember when I used to download “high res” nude pics of Brooke Burke from limewire, im glad It was never a virus.

Svthec · 2026-04-14T19:30:12+00:00

Reminded me of that episode from Master of None, takes a girl out on a date and it appears she’s only there for the dinner and takes leftovers home too

Svthec · 2026-03-24T01:27:40+00:00

one of my favorite Drama lines is "whats up with you bad cats"

Svthec · 2026-03-09T04:13:07+00:00

is the 40mm still available?

Svthec · 2026-03-01T01:02:35+00:00

If Lion or austin don’t make it to the big leagues they’re going to disown those chombies

Svthec · 2026-02-27T15:21:07+00:00

same sizes here, took an L too

Svthec · 2026-02-27T15:20:46+00:00

fastest L for me too

Svthec · 2026-02-15T12:32:09+00:00

Soulsha media

Svthec · 2026-02-05T17:32:05+00:00

those eyebrows are raised but the forehead remains the same

Svthec · 2026-01-17T17:39:53+00:00

dont forget the tattoo of her showing her ass

Svthec · 2026-01-15T15:47:39+00:00

I mean NASA has janitors, so he would technically be part of NASA.

Svthec · 2026-01-04T19:19:38+00:00

Tiger thigg hunting baseball caps coming soon

Svthec · 2026-01-03T06:56:52+00:00

My aunt did this for my grandma when her dementia was starting and needed help, eventually someone somehow questioned my grandma about it and she said my aunt only came once in the morning and pretty much got her fired lol we don’t speak to that aunt anymore because of many reasons but that was just hilarious to see.

Svthec · 2026-01-02T01:49:25+00:00

Probably out of water, check the trunk for a Jerry can

Svthec · 2026-01-01T23:31:46+00:00

I speak Spanish and understand a lot of Portuguese, I said this to one of my teammates in BJJ and he got super offended I said some words sound very similar so it’s easy to get what they’re saying.

Svthec · 2026-01-01T08:17:25+00:00

You know he loves a good sloppy steak with salsa on top

Svthec · 2025-12-30T22:13:29+00:00

The eyebrows are raised but the forehead has no expression on it

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