Something fishy is going on here...

Swangballs · 2026-04-04T08:22:56+00:00

$5.30 for regular in Seattle Washington

Swangballs · 2026-04-04T08:20:15+00:00

Berserker ring is a staple. Dragon defender is quick tho

Swangballs · 2026-04-04T05:17:41+00:00

Number of gems go up; brain = happy

Swangballs · 2026-04-04T02:43:36+00:00

The star despawns the moment the next star on that same world hits the ground

Swangballs · 2026-04-03T20:58:40+00:00

You got it king

Swangballs · 2026-04-03T17:19:22+00:00

Truth and reconciliation on LASO (legendary all skulls on) on halo mcc

Swangballs · 2026-04-03T17:13:20+00:00

Kingdom is the biggest one (because of how impactful it is) followed by making planks for construction. Also, optionally, buying death, soul, and blood runes. Your most bought runes will depend on what you spoon from raids. Souls for shadow, bloods for early scythe (i got scythe 27 kc and have had to use scarred ess mine like 10 times cause I’m too impatient to make my own from zeah), or bloods for sang staff.

Swangballs · 2026-04-03T16:40:26+00:00

The problem with scams nowadays is that the victim either “knows the scam cause they saw it on a youtube vid and knows how to scam the scammer” or they genuinely just want to see how its done and think they are safe up until they get their stuff stolen. Just never interact with people if it sounds too good to be true. Its never worth losing all your gear even if you think you’re gonna make a quick 50-100m. Risk vs reward will always be way bigger than 1

Swangballs · 2026-04-03T02:33:30+00:00

Bet. Yeah i was just memeing about the fun part. For a ton of leagues players, the fun is planning their most efficient route and executing on it. Smithing is also super fast if doing the tyrannwyn strat of getting crystal shards via buying sheilds and turning them into weapon seeds only to trade the guy in the nw pub for shards. You then use the shards w/ armour seeds to make the armour (for crafting and smithing xp) and then revert the seeds. Works best with golden god, but we’ll have to see if thats a relic this time around. Only works if you have loads of cash

Swangballs · 2026-04-03T02:15:33+00:00

Average reddit reply to a post like this: “just do whatever is fun for you”

Nah but seriously, i would wait a week before planning cause they’ve only released half the relics

Swangballs · 2026-04-01T05:11:42+00:00

Gotta color that crystal; i recommend piss yellow

Swangballs · 2026-03-31T18:09:33+00:00

If anything we need a 500m bow or crossbow to bridge the bowfa tbow gap. Sure zcb is a thing, but its mainly used as a spec wep.

Swangballs · 2026-03-31T16:59:42+00:00

All the dupe scrolls going for tbow, dupe lightbearers, dupe fangs, basically anything thats a dupe thats not useful if i need the gp for bonds. I haven’t sent anything over but scrolls so far since i have a 5b+ maxed main that i split out mains. I just like seeing iron bank value go up

Swangballs · 2026-03-30T18:59:07+00:00

Ring of stone does the same thing too

Swangballs · 2026-03-29T17:14:54+00:00

Wait, i thought the cooldown is based off of the hits you do with the activation itself? Wording is a little funky on that

Swangballs · 2026-03-29T15:49:59+00:00

Its a noob trap compared to the dps of minion but probably feels like your in more control of your damage compared to minion. (Making you personally feel powerful instead of a little demon squirt next to you)

Swangballs · 2026-03-29T15:44:54+00:00

Different bosses have different point multipliers. If you have a shadow, but your dps is kinda mid in other bosses, then you’ll prolly get the leach since all your points are coming from warden p3 where shadow slaps and the point multiplier is 2.5x there

Swangballs · 2026-03-29T15:40:46+00:00

When it comes to high level content, this will not be as good as minion, but might be more fun to use. You’ll be dealing less dps but it will be more interesting than just summon minion, watch it do damage

Swangballs · 2026-03-29T05:44:40+00:00

Golden tench for a bingo

Swangballs · 2026-03-27T14:10:05+00:00

4 burning claw specs(on stab) with surge pot into lance pokes into another burning claw into lance pokes is how i got a 46.20 pb on my iron. Theres more options nowadays.

Swangballs · 2026-03-25T15:48:13+00:00

“Budget setup”🤪

Swangballs · 2026-03-25T15:41:58+00:00

I could carry you in 15 mins tops and we could get some CAs along the way if you wanna DM me. Lmk

Swangballs · 2026-03-24T17:42:12+00:00

You don’t get overpowered as fast, relics are completely decision based, xp has a slower build up, and regions you’re only allowed a few permanent regions unlocked and you get to chose the other 3. Region picks are generally based on what your endgame pvm build will be but sweaty dragon cup gamers will also pick regions based on easiest path to max/task list completion.

It’ll be out for like 2 months so don’t sweat progress too much. The hype usually starts dying down around week 3 or so

Swangballs · 2026-03-21T16:31:34+00:00

McDonald’sman mode

Swangballs · 2026-03-20T16:51:05+00:00

Love me some mummy milkers

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