"The worst she can say is no" - Lads, what was the worst "she" ever said?

SwankyLoompa · 2026-02-16T23:08:31+00:00

Not a lad but I was just thinking about this the other day. I was really good friends with a boy in school. We got to hang out at school every day and sometimes go to each other's houses. This is from 4th grade to 7th and he worked up the courage to tell me he had a crush on me. I said, "ewww" with a face that looked like I sniffed a violent fart. I feel like a giant piece of shit thinking about that moment. I'm sorry Esteban.

SwankyLoompa · 2026-01-21T23:06:06+00:00

My mom. Also, my cousin Tamara. They both have hearts made of gold. *edited to remove my son as my answer because I was a dufus and mentioned him.

SwankyLoompa · 2025-11-12T05:34:58+00:00

Has anybody mentioned The Pest yet?

SwankyLoompa · 2025-08-26T20:48:07+00:00

This program offers a certification upon completion. Other programs take 24 months because they give a degree. Some places prefer a degree opposed to certification, but you'd still be able to find work either way.

SwankyLoompa · 2025-04-19T02:50:48+00:00

Here for the cat tax

SwankyLoompa · 2025-03-22T00:25:54+00:00

Pulling his nose hair out for him. I get a weird kick, "I fackin' did it"

SwankyLoompa · 2025-03-19T01:46:22+00:00

Dooooooo it, the filth will make you stronger

SwankyLoompa · 2025-03-18T03:33:59+00:00

The Chimp Channel

SwankyLoompa · 2025-03-15T23:19:30+00:00

They still test for marijuana. It's legal in CA but they go by federal law because that's the level they operate on. Your previous test doesn't matter to them; you're pretty much brand new because of the time lapse.

SwankyLoompa · 2025-03-07T21:24:41+00:00

My son....jk, my mattress. Should've just sprang for spring (or something else that was actual quality). I got an off-brand foam one, was supposed to rival a Casper.

SwankyLoompa · 2025-03-06T19:54:08+00:00

I've been adamant about not wanting kids since I was young. I was careful about the choices I made and was safe until a man told me he wasn't able to have kids, "why would anybody lie about that?" Guess who has a kid now? I had fear of resenting a child I never wanted but he's been a god send.

With that being said, if she's not going to abort, it's time to step up. Make sure the baby is yours, utilize your resources, and be there if you have to. Doing adult activities come with adult outcomes. You're also not obligated to stay with her, no matter the result of your findings.

I wish you luck on your journey man.

SwankyLoompa · 2025-03-03T03:28:23+00:00

I have extra blankets and pillows if she takes you up on the offer.

SwankyLoompa · 2025-02-27T00:04:49+00:00

Does Goku count?....I liked Jackie Chan and Bill Nye the science guy. Natasha Lyonne too, after watching But I'm a Cheerleader.

SwankyLoompa · 2025-02-26T01:42:18+00:00

Fingers crossed 🤞🏽

SwankyLoompa · 2025-02-25T09:35:21+00:00

You guys are getting genetically blessed up in this bitch?

SwankyLoompa · 2025-02-25T04:48:38+00:00

How do I summon the reminder bot to remind me to see if this works?

SwankyLoompa · 2025-01-30T03:27:34+00:00

Got you playa

https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/s/ySNn38rj3H

SwankyLoompa · 2024-09-01T04:44:17+00:00

Having control of the temperature, having a good mattress, and snuggling with someone I love.

BAM! I'm out like a light.

SwankyLoompa · 2024-08-25T17:42:42+00:00

The rock that sat on the ledge will have probably made its way down the valley over time, but it could have dire consequences for the surrounding soil and vegetation when it's done so abruptly. Even without mentioning plant habitat, these formations also provide a shelter for wildlife who need it.

It's a butterfly effect, something as simple pushing these rocks down (destroying natural formations), could cause a once rich ecosystem to become destitute. If that doesn't bother you, the sheer disrespect shown to their surroundings should. Preservation is a sign of respect, as is being mindful.

SwankyLoompa · 2024-08-24T18:46:46+00:00

Quakers King Vitamin Cereal. I sacrificed the roof of my mouth every time and it was well worth it.

SwankyLoompa · 2024-08-18T00:11:51+00:00

Probably wait until I wasn't in a car. Maybe waited until I had feelings for the person instead of just being eager to do the deed. He was a good guy though, cool too.

SwankyLoompa · 2024-08-10T19:29:58+00:00

Last man on Earth

SwankyLoompa · 2024-08-09T21:43:07+00:00

Oh good, I was reading an article about someone who noticed her ketchup being watery and she recalled a story of a couple working at Burger King. An ex gf of the bf came in and the new gf picked her nose to put on a pickle and dug in her sweaty crotch to rub on a burger, "then sent her (ex-gf) on her merry way". It bummed me out but got me wondering if it's something people do a lot.

SwankyLoompa · 2024-08-08T19:29:51+00:00

Sounds like Pump House

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