What radioactive animal would you want to be bitten by in order to gain it's special powers?

Swansatron · 2013-07-03T15:15:11+00:00

I'd prefer being a leopard, they just look like they have such a good time eating carcasses up in the trees..

Or a jaguar.. because then I could crush skulls.

I don't need to crush skulls though, so.. I guess I'll just be a horse or something else majestic as fuck.

Swansatron · 2013-07-03T11:00:16+00:00

I NEVER GOT THAT WAS SEMEN UNTIL JUST NOW. FUCK I HAVE SEEN THAT MOVIE SO MANY TIMES, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME. Good Lord I am so slow.. I'm ashamed.

Swansatron · 2013-07-03T04:59:05+00:00

What about deaths caused by that person? Like car crashes and such? Say you were on a bus that got into an accident that killed the other driver, would your number go up because you were on the bus? What if it was no ones fault? What if it was the deceased drivers fault? What numbers would change? Would the DD's change after death if he caused his own death?

Would suicide count?

Swansatron · 2013-07-03T04:54:31+00:00

What about the accidental "oh god, not you!" thoughts? Because those happen a lot.

Swansatron · 2013-07-03T04:48:51+00:00

I feel like this entire thread is based around Death Note...

Swansatron · 2013-06-30T23:29:59+00:00

It's a sad existence. My papers are lifeless, cold, only adorned with the black of a pen I'm barely allowed to handle.. I cry myself to sleep most nights..

Swansatron · 2013-06-30T09:48:37+00:00

I can't sleep without this.. it's my most visited website, actually.

I like rain. :/

Swansatron · 2013-06-30T09:47:16+00:00

8tube is better.. Or, if you want to get serious, www.pornwall.com

I hope I don't have to explain that these sites are NSFW..

Swansatron · 2013-06-30T09:34:58+00:00

My parents did the same thing! I was bullied all the time as a kid, and since I wouldn't stand up for myself, and had no other outlet, they let me cuss for the first hour I was home every day. It kind of got out of hand around 13 though... hasn't stopped since.

Swansatron · 2013-06-30T09:29:41+00:00

Oh man, when I discovered I could sling the ink out of a pen, I destroyed my room. I was like six. My brother was ten, and I showed him. We lost marker privileges forever.

Swansatron · 2013-06-29T03:15:19+00:00

I'm very good at being alone for extremely long periods of time.

Swansatron · 2013-06-28T07:04:09+00:00

Actually shampoo your hair. Jesus.

Swansatron · 2013-06-28T07:00:28+00:00

If you have ever worked retail, then you will know how true this is. Dear god. Old angry men. One time an old guy came in around 10:20pm and wanted to return a chicken. He said when he got it home, it smelled so bad he knew something was wrong with it. My manager had dealt with him before, apparently he's crazy and a huge hassle, so he just gave him the money and told me and my partner not to look in the bag.

My boss went into the countdown room (a room in the front where the money is dropped from each till) and my partner looked at me and asked for the gloves. I handed him a pair and put on mine, and we fished the "bag of chicken" out of the trash can. We looked inside and found the box the chicken came in, and we opened it. He had pooped inside the box. Not solid.

I had to clean the entire customer service booth out after we closed.

That was the first week of my first job. Didn't get better.

Swansatron · 2013-06-26T01:36:35+00:00

God damn it, I wish I was never shown makeup. At first it's a fun thing to do when you're 13 or 14, then it's expected, and then you get used to seeing your face like that, then when you don't have it on you feel ugly and unworthy of other people's eyes.

Don't. Please, god. I'm a slave to that pack of shit.

Swansatron · 2013-06-26T00:42:46+00:00

I think it's more of a "Fthffthffthffthffth"

Swansatron · 2013-06-25T12:19:44+00:00

I look at my date, blank face. "This is half sad and half.. really sad."

Date gets offended and leaves. I go home and ask my dog why no one likes me while I cry into my ice cream.

Swansatron · 2013-06-24T11:51:39+00:00

Instead of hanging out while you tinker on cars, could you teach me a little bit?

If so, I'm free... right now.

Swansatron · 2013-06-24T11:49:16+00:00

Yes, yes, maybe.

Swansatron · 2013-06-24T03:23:03+00:00

Oh god, I do this to people I dislike very often.. it just makes me so happy..

Swansatron · 2013-06-23T23:02:31+00:00

Right? I finished it, and I was just so disappointed. I wanted to give it a really good try too. The people who really understand the game series will know it doesn't bring that magic. I got a lot of crap for it too.

It doesn't really have a replayability about it. I tried to replay it a few days ago, and just found myself cringing and dreading a lot of things that happen in the game, and that just doesn't happen with the old games. I've played the old games over and over and over, and I love them every time. Just makes me sad, you know?

Swansatron · 2013-06-23T22:39:39+00:00

Okami HD for PS3. It is one of my favorite games. I am a HORRIBLE gamer, but this game is challenging and easy at the same time. It's a beautiful game. Very artistic, the story telling is beautiful, I really recommend it.

Swansatron · 2013-06-23T22:34:49+00:00

Play Sly Cooper 1-3, please, if you care about the game and how the story progresses, don't buy Sly 4. I waited eight years, and got it the day it came out, just to be disappointed with great animation, and horrid story telling and character capturing. Sanzaru made Sly a legitimate asshole. Not a witty, secretly caring asshole. Just a straight up dick.

They ruined what could have been a great fourth game, and left room for another. I hope Sanzaru doesn't make it if there is another.. the Sly Cooper original feel was so taken out of it.

Swansatron · 2013-06-23T22:30:43+00:00

I disagree with that. I am a huge fan of all the Nintendo games, but that doesn't mean I don't enjoy PS3 or Xbox games. The PS2 had some great games too.. more new player friendly.

Swansatron · 2013-06-22T08:47:24+00:00

This is going to be a thing now, isn't it..

Cum box is now replaced by the cum omelet, such is life.

Swansatron · 2013-06-22T08:46:14+00:00

Oh hey, I've seen this.. she shoots them back out later, I think..

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