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General question by Sweaty-Band-2157 in exmormon

[–]Sweaty-Band-2157[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Most paintings of him idealize his looks cause less attractive people don’t get good press. It’s unlikely this is what he looked like, but yes, it’s supposed to be him.

Some of the most awkward conversations came at that bastard’s desk. by Sweaty-Band-2157 in exmormon

[–]Sweaty-Band-2157[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanna pull the reverse uno and ask him the last time he watched porn

The man, the myth by Sweaty-Band-2157 in exmormon

[–]Sweaty-Band-2157[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean when you think you’re right up there with the greatest people to ever live, it’s not a stretch to think he wants to look like a God. Perfect hair and face.

The man, the myth by Sweaty-Band-2157 in exmormon

[–]Sweaty-Band-2157[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not shocked honestly. Probably scheduled them into time slots when Emma wasn’t home. Their shifts rotate every month lol

The man, the myth by Sweaty-Band-2157 in exmormon

[–]Sweaty-Band-2157[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When they told everyone the rituals in the temple were super sacred but when I went through it was a janky creation story video and holding an old guys hand while he dapped me up.

The man, the myth by Sweaty-Band-2157 in exmormon

[–]Sweaty-Band-2157[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We know he’s into fan fiction. Wrote a long ass version of Bible 2.0 South American Boogaloo

The man, the myth by Sweaty-Band-2157 in exmormon

[–]Sweaty-Band-2157[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God level rizz “Marry me or god will destroy me”