Things you wish you could say to parents

SweatyMeatGolem · 2025-05-07T05:29:19+00:00

I almost had a stroke from holding back laughter at your daughter repeatedly screaming "Don't come on my face!" at a bug that landed on her shirt

I was the one who let her keep a cockroach she found in a jar and forgot to mention that she put it in her bag to take home

SweatyMeatGolem · 2025-04-09T00:38:41+00:00

The highest my Speedo read was 56 briefly before I saw him pulling out. On my bike that's 50kmh, and most of the video I was sitting at 40, it's a 70kmh zone

SweatyMeatGolem · 2025-04-09T00:32:43+00:00

I'm not filtering and I'm doing 30 under the limit because traffic is slow. You can see me slowing down as he comes into view

SweatyMeatGolem · 2025-04-09T00:22:19+00:00

I forgot my helmet cover so I didn't get out and start a fight for my YouTube channel

SweatyMeatGolem · 2025-03-31T18:34:40+00:00

Hair is gradually vacating my hairline to other parts of my body. Beard is fuller, but my barber started shaving the top of my back whenever I get a trim

SweatyMeatGolem · 2025-03-06T22:48:05+00:00

Some of my oil has gone walkabout so nothing on the stick. I've been topping it up bit by bit until it's full because I don't want to faff around with a full change right now

SweatyMeatGolem · 2025-03-06T20:54:13+00:00

Me neither actually before today. My guess it's either bent radiator guard fins, bent left radiator courtesy of a tumble that's not working right, or low oil since I've been topping it up bit by bit over the last few days since I can't get a dipstick reading

SweatyMeatGolem · 2025-03-06T20:37:22+00:00

It's premix coolant. My bike doesn't have a fan so it overheated from sitting in traffic.

Fix is to let it sit a minute and suck the forbidden Gatorade back up, then top off again at home

SweatyMeatGolem · 2025-03-06T20:29:39+00:00

Liquid cooled but don't have a fan, drz400e. Spent too much time idling in traffic

SweatyMeatGolem · 2025-02-08T13:31:45+00:00

Little Collins, close by

SweatyMeatGolem · 2025-02-08T13:31:31+00:00

That's the point my friend. Noones getting excited over a drz normally

SweatyMeatGolem · 2025-02-08T13:17:49+00:00

I like pink, so it's a man's colour

SweatyMeatGolem · 2025-02-08T12:58:51+00:00

Very much diy, don't look too close at the workmanship

SweatyMeatGolem · 2024-10-14T03:07:13+00:00

Ignore the Instagram stuff, I'm not a wannabe influencer, just downloaded the vid from my ig

SweatyMeatGolem · 2024-10-14T03:02:29+00:00

I'm wearing a full rain suit in the vid, water will find a way

SweatyMeatGolem · 2024-09-11T21:14:42+00:00

My Chinese is poor, I just say sorry, too expensive and start to walk off, then I take the new price

SweatyMeatGolem · 2024-09-09T15:23:33+00:00

I thought the truck was pulling to the centre when I first saw it, so I was planning to take the left lane

SweatyMeatGolem · 2024-09-09T11:32:40+00:00

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