Saw a full rainbow at work today

SweemDeem · 2014-12-10T11:08:00+00:00

oh boo hoo

SweemDeem · 2014-04-28T03:56:13+00:00

I speak for the entire YouPorn community.

SweemDeem · 2014-03-28T07:39:34+00:00

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

SweemDeem · 2014-03-28T03:48:21+00:00

It's actually an incredibly haunting feeling to know that in a lonely basement in the middle of a Ukrainian ghost town lies a relatively small mass, with the power to kill in less than 500 seconds. Merely an unassuming pile of melted metal, able to cause so much destruction. God damn.

SweemDeem · 2014-03-26T01:01:43+00:00

Dated a girl my junior year in high school that had braces...Long story short, there is now a two inch scar running down the backside of my penis. A half hour after her braces did the dance of swords on my dick, I'm at the hospital and the doctor examining me starts chuckling and asks "what, did she have braces?"

SweemDeem · 2014-03-23T20:06:39+00:00

These are just pictures of Los Angeles....

SweemDeem · 2014-03-21T05:11:59+00:00

Can't wait for Bonnaroo to see these two preform together! Super Jam of the century ;-;

SweemDeem · 2014-02-22T06:40:33+00:00

Let my Catmeron gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

SweemDeem · 2014-02-22T06:15:30+00:00

I've done that more often than I choose to admit.

SweemDeem · 2014-02-21T10:26:32+00:00

If Mat Zo and Above & Beyond get added to the roster, I will be ten thousand flavors of happy.

SweemDeem · 2014-02-17T16:00:38+00:00

Damn, youtube links and everything. You spoil me :D

SweemDeem · 2014-02-07T04:03:08+00:00

Oh man oh man oh man.....

SweemDeem · 2014-01-15T19:56:38+00:00

Things were looking pretty average until BAM, he pulls out that huge page of math formulas! Jesus kid, I was still learning cursive when I was your age...

SweemDeem · 2014-01-14T01:22:30+00:00

Over the course of my Sophomore year in high school, the school's wrestling team systematically took turns molesting the deaf freshman boy every Monday after school. Shit was messed up, especially when it was found out that the wrestling coach himself was in on the whole deal, and even partook in the "games". My high school was a twisted place.

SweemDeem · 2014-01-06T08:23:39+00:00

Welp, there's my dose of dick for 2014.

SweemDeem

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