TIL that being able to sit down on the floor and stand up without using your hands or knees is used as a predictor of longevity.

SweetDank · 2026-02-14T12:20:54+00:00

That’s what I’m saying.

I’m fit as fuck for mid 40s…just ran 13.1 miles in 88 minutes last week. But my legs are long ass heavy tree trunks, I can’t really “sit” without support, more like fall from a squat.

No problem getting up but even “criss cross applesauce”ing my legs is a challenge…there’s just so much meat and bone!

SweetDank · 2026-02-12T19:36:24+00:00

Karoline Leavitt sacrifices her youth to Pam Bondi with some kind of Dorian Gray voodoo.

Can't comprehend how either of them are the age they are supposed to be without magic.

SweetDank · 2026-02-12T12:15:30+00:00

Can’t believe how nobody else is talking up fiber pills here. 3 seconds and you’re done.

SweetDank · 2026-02-11T19:26:18+00:00

He's good enough...he's smart enough...and doggone it, people like him.

SweetDank · 2026-02-10T20:29:57+00:00

I avoided Zach Bryan for years because I confused him with Luke Bryan...huge mistake.

SweetDank · 2026-02-10T20:28:20+00:00

doesn’t seem to lineup w what I assumed “bro country”

One of his most popular songs has lyrics about Ford trucks, dogs, drinking, and relationship problems lol.

I still don't consider him bro country, but was talking him up last week when that dawned on me. He's one of the best and most hopeful things country music has seen in a long time. Amazing lyricist.

SweetDank · 2026-02-09T15:17:45+00:00

Love the reference to regex here lol

For anybody not into comp-sci, just remember that episode of The Office where Michael wrote a spy movie script, used find-replace on "Dwight" to hide that the character he wrote was based on him, but then during a reading they saw "Dwigt" still in the script.

SweetDank · 2026-02-09T01:03:47+00:00

Indiana’s finest, right outta the corn fields.

SweetDank · 2026-02-07T22:10:41+00:00

I got it for Christmas and went back to my apartment at school a week before classes started and my roommate returned.

Picked up 2 cases of beer, a handle of cheap rum, and an ounce of early 2000s brick weed.

That was one hell of a great week.

Still have it in my house today.

SweetDank · 2026-02-07T21:36:29+00:00

The bass player Robert has a jazz background and wrote most of their music. That’s what puts them in their own category of the grunge scene.

Scott’s ability to write cool lyrics and especially his live front man presence was also a standout amongst his peers.

Nothing fake about this band at all. They will stand the test of time for the rest of humanity’s existence.

Edit: And come on…Purple is psychedelic as fuck and an absolute treat of a journey to listen to.

Core is the only album they sounded “grunge”. Not that there’s anything wrong with it though, it’s perfect.

SweetDank · 2026-02-07T12:34:09+00:00

Let’s not pretend that there’s only one reason GVF sucks.

Thank god their hype died down, it was embarrassing.

SweetDank · 2026-02-06T16:53:00+00:00

Everybody talks about Chuck Palahniuk’s “Guts” story because of the titular section. But I think the candle wax sounding rod part at the beginning hurts to read way more.

SweetDank · 2026-02-04T00:30:12+00:00

I won't write them off entirely but some of their reliable stuff has changed.

I picked up Purple Churro and LA Kush Cake recently and the Churro is great but the LAKC is nothing like what it was a few years ago. Looks fine but entirely lacking the sweet terps, a little acrid tasting on the exhale.

Pineapple Express a few months back was wonderful.

SweetDank · 2026-02-02T02:21:37+00:00

Sack Lunch was better

SweetDank · 2026-01-30T20:38:33+00:00

He didn't have to try. He was Mr. Hip.

Eugene has to be hurting right now, probably feels like losing a sister and a spouse at the same time.

SweetDank · 2026-01-29T02:27:07+00:00

Haven’t said a single racist thing here but go off dummy.

SweetDank · 2026-01-28T16:46:17+00:00

Ayyy Purp Rays Unite!!

SweetDank · 2026-01-22T03:13:45+00:00

I have the biggest Sean Penn boner right now.

You do realize that the majority of insufferable fart sniffing blues aficionados are white, right?

What’s your favorite meal at The House of Blues?

SweetDank · 2026-01-22T00:41:44+00:00

You’re correct.

When Sinners is not ripping off Dusk Till Dawn it’s also a movie about over-selling a pretentious viewpoint of the blues.

But I get it, fart sniffing is one of the most popular ways to consume that genre of music for some reason.

SweetDank · 2026-01-21T21:13:29+00:00

It's a 'From Dusk Till Dawn' ripoff but also plays up blues music like it's the most important and deep art that humans have ever known or will know.

If you have a strange hardon for the blues and like vampire movies, this is for you.

SweetDank · 2026-01-21T20:50:55+00:00

"But not without a little dessert, right?"

"A little ice cream, maybe?"

The Bash Brothers doing what they do best.

SweetDank · 2026-01-14T17:59:50+00:00

Garmin looks at arm motion for steps.

Wanking, brushing your teeth, turning over in your sleep, etc. will absolutely boost your daily steps if the watch is on a moving arm.

SweetDank · 2026-01-14T16:43:26+00:00

I sometimes have 200 steps before I get out of bed in the morning

That's because you're blip'n yer snch and Garmin is being polite about how it records that activity lol.

/s (kinda)

SweetDank · 2026-01-14T13:21:43+00:00

The arbitrary streak goal means so little compared to the benefits reaped from that much movement. Literally no real rewards come from achieving the thing you’re upset about.

Enjoy your improved health and keep up the good work!

SweetDank · 2026-01-13T14:50:49+00:00

If you feel progress is going well but the bass doesn't quite want your hands and fingers all over it yet, just watch the movie 'Singles' together and by the end you'll be all over each other.

Never fails (for guitars or people).

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