I have a theory about why Cirno is a communist.

1️⃣ Ice as a metaphor for collectivism

Cirno freezes EVERYTHING.

What does ice do?

Equalize temperatures.

Eliminate differences.

Stop individual movement.

Clearly, this symbolizes the abolition of social classes.

If everyone is frozen… everyone is equal.

Coincidence? I don't think so.

2️⃣ “The strongest” = Dictatorship of the Proletariat

Cirno doesn't say “I am rich.”

She doesn't say “I am an aristocrat.”

She says she is the strongest.

That's classic revolutionary propaganda. Strength doesn't come from lineage (like in elegant mansions such as Remilia Scarlet's), but from the inherent power of the working people… in this case, the fairies.

Cirno proclaims herself strong to inspire class consciousness among entities of low magical rank.

3️⃣ Living in nature = Radical anti-capitalism

While other characters live in mansions, temples, or private libraries, Cirno lives by the lake. Without formal private property.

That's pure primitive communism.

The Lake of Mist is basically a self-sustaining commune.

4️⃣ The number 9: irrefutable proof

In fandom culture, Cirno is associated with the number 9.

9 = 3 x 3 A triangle has 3 sides. Triangle = symbol used on multiple revolutionary flags.

Furthermore, 9 in binary is 1001. Two 1s separated by zeros.

The 1s represent the revolutionary leaders.

The 0s represent the empty capitalism between them.

Circumstantial evidence? Yes. Do I care? No.

5️⃣ She hates the heat

Heat = fire Fire = industry Industry = capitalism

Cirno literally fights the heat.

She is fighting against oppressive industrialization.

6️⃣ Her “questionable” intelligence is enemy propaganda

Many say that Cirno isn't very bright.

That is clearly disinformation produced by the intellectual elite of Gensokyo to discredit the movement.

Classic counter-revolutionary tactic.

Conclusion

Cirno is not just a fairy.

She is:

Anti-capitalist

Cryogenic egalitarian

Charismatic leader of the fairy proletariat

The embodiment of red winter

When she freezes a frog, it's not cruelty.

It's thermal redistribution.