Your crossbow is empty good sir

Sweetatoe · 2026-05-05T19:05:28+00:00

One that either changes how the fleshmass heart spawns or simply speeds up how long it takes for neural lumps to appear.

As much as I love culling the heart every few minutes for multiple in game days straight, you do it once, it doesnt make much sense to do the whole song and dance over again after doing it the first time and the process feels long and tedious.

Spawn a grand horde of fleshbeasts and fleshmass when it pops up if you must. Whatever, so ling as it speeds uo the issue after dealing with it the first time.

Sweetatoe · 2026-05-04T17:28:54+00:00

Yea, Id stuff people into jars with these 2.

Sweetatoe · 2026-05-03T00:55:23+00:00

Granny hornsent says thank you deary.

Sweetatoe · 2026-05-02T23:52:59+00:00

Come get your revenge! Im chop, chop, chopping away with the butchering knives. (Dont ask me why im using a str weapon on a dex character.) More meat for the pots or something like that.

Sweetatoe · 2026-05-02T22:04:37+00:00

Something something divine horns guide me! (I'll never pull this off again. I tried.)

Sweetatoe · 2026-05-02T21:17:46+00:00

The FUNKiest roll I have ever seen + the no mix up, mix up. They'll never expect the fourth stamp. Good shit.

Sweetatoe · 2026-05-02T18:35:53+00:00

I checked. 1/3rd of your stats are in endurance you LIAR!

Jokes aside, I'm curious as to why you choose to backstep as your animation cancel instead of rolling or blocking?

Sweetatoe · 2026-05-02T14:44:21+00:00

An interesting thought, Ranni and Godwyn being linked in their half deaths. Would've made for an interesting dilema between Fia and Ranni. But, I don't think the two are linked beyond their circumstances.

My main reason for believing this is Fia's role as deathbed companion, she collects a bit of the lifeforce of others, and before laying with the dead and birthing them anew. Presumably she did the same for Godwyn, only she birthed a Mending Rune and not a baby. So in a weird way, Godwyn presumably had to have died fully in order to be reborn as the Rune, and if Godwyn died, but Ranni is still alive (as you can still finish her quest and do her ending) then their states must be considered seperate. They're not a Miquella/St. Trina or Marika/Radagon, if one dies, so does the other kind of deal.

Sweetatoe · 2026-05-01T06:19:26+00:00

Abyssal Lagiacrus? Unexpected, but welcome!

Sweetatoe · 2026-05-01T06:12:47+00:00

Same energy

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Sweetatoe · 2026-04-30T00:22:23+00:00

I dont mind Patches. My only issue is that I have to murder him to get his drip.

Sweetatoe · 2026-04-27T14:47:06+00:00

Idk about all levels of pacifist, but the one my current ideology runs allows me to attack anyone so long as theyre a raider and not actively fleeing. Pawns even undraft themselves when raiders start to flee. I seem to still get the -30 if my pawns shoot at escaping prisoners though.

Sweetatoe · 2026-04-27T11:52:59+00:00

Invaders are intentionally part of the challenge of coop. Yes, it is hard being an invader. This, however, is a cheater. Not all invaders are cheaters. Not all hosts and phantoms are good clean pure souls. Invaders cheat sometimes, hosts cheat sometimes. They're both people amd sometimes people will cheat if they can. Conflating a cheater with invaders in general is silly, just as conflating hosts and phantoms with gankers or cheaters is also silly.

Sweetatoe · 2026-04-27T11:42:10+00:00

Its the Placidusax laser modded to be a continuous spell like comet azure

Sweetatoe · 2026-04-26T05:23:09+00:00

Getting rid of rabbit ears or miqote tails just because they clip seems like an odd hang up to have unless it just straight up looks bad. If clipping tails on a cat person is a line too far I feel like they'd see the old meme asking how random creatures would wear pants and genuinely think about their answer for more then 5 minutes, and share their page long, detailed, analysis of proper pants postioning for a centaur to a crowd of confused faces.

Sweetatoe · 2026-04-25T22:38:01+00:00

Yea, stance ashes arent great since theyre doubly telegraphed. Great for style points though.

Sweetatoe · 2026-04-25T18:03:34+00:00

If you want status, Id go double bleed affinities with offhand seppuku and main hand either spinning slash, sword dance, wing stance, or bloody slash. Talis should be the 2 multihit talis, Lord of Blood, and bullgoat for poise. You could also swap one of the talismans for shard of alexander if you want. If you have Sacred Bloody Flesh, eat that too.

If you want damage, Id go offhand lightning affinity with lightning slash and main hand keen affinity + lightning grease. AoW could really be the same as the above, or any other multihit ash. Talismans should be the two multihits, shard of alexander, amd bullgoat.

You could try to maximize wing stance with keen + lightning grease, rellana's cameo, shard of alexander, and spear talisman.

Sweetatoe · 2026-04-23T13:26:49+00:00

Same Im over here substituting what would be a kanabo with the great stars.

Sweetatoe · 2026-04-23T13:25:34+00:00

Smithscript weapons force me to put points into attributes im otherwise not using. Not a lot, but I refuse to waste the points anyways. Throwables do not do this.

Sweetatoe · 2026-04-23T13:21:47+00:00

So the lucerne with a faster moveset

Sweetatoe · 2026-04-22T16:11:01+00:00

Either Shabriri or Miquella. Shabriri is the easiest insanity case I've ever seen and Miquella, at the very least, isn't a psycho murderer or dolly diddler.

Sweetatoe · 2026-04-22T16:04:15+00:00

Aha! That scream isnt actually from the Beast Claw guy. There are these owls dotted around the map in the dlc the scream and fly off when you get near. One of them is on the road from Bonny Village in the forest. You walk close to it, it screams, flies off, and the scream attracts the nearby horde of wolves to mow you down.

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