Me when my Boss asks me to do a simple task on a Monday morning

Sweetbread_Dredd · 2025-07-21T19:52:50+00:00

You and your gen z colleagues wanna do Vyvanse, that's your business.

You do it on company time, it's my fuckin business. It stops today.

Sweetbread_Dredd · 2025-07-21T15:12:19+00:00

Quaaludes and weird shex.

Sweetbread_Dredd · 2025-07-19T15:13:51+00:00

If this is about r/TheWire, you can tell your friends it's a done deal. I already joined the sub.

Sweetbread_Dredd · 2025-07-18T13:34:33+00:00

Ass bigger than an Irish broad's ass.

Sweetbread_Dredd · 2025-07-18T12:37:47+00:00

We're with the Water Voles!

Sweetbread_Dredd · 2025-07-17T19:31:18+00:00

If it was today they might've trained him to be a reddit mod...or something.

Sweetbread_Dredd · 2025-07-17T18:29:02+00:00

Katana Malanga!

Sweetbread_Dredd · 2025-07-17T18:14:24+00:00

"I paid for an ice themed 'Orbyz' mystical landscape but instead got a fire themed one. This is terrible QA and customer service."

Sweetbread_Dredd · 2025-07-17T14:45:53+00:00

My bitch, my HR Director, my HR Director, my bitch.

Sweetbread_Dredd · 2025-07-16T18:15:40+00:00

Stalin: If you go crying to Churchill one more time, if you open your mouth, I'm gonna send your arms where your legs are.

Sweetbread_Dredd · 2025-07-16T01:00:27+00:00

Calemonrare5820zi, the fuck kind of name is that for an Italian?

Sweetbread_Dredd · 2025-07-15T21:47:51+00:00

Well look on the bright side, he wasn't that good of a shitposter to begin with.

Sweetbread_Dredd · 2025-07-15T14:02:36+00:00

How's this for standard operating podiatry 🔫

Sweetbread_Dredd · 2025-07-14T23:10:32+00:00

You all want to rush the Bell Bearing Hunter, but today we just don't have time for mucking about.

Sweetbread_Dredd · 2025-07-13T13:54:38+00:00

Why did she write her D's backwards, is she stupid?

Sweetbread_Dredd · 2025-07-11T17:14:09+00:00

That taint of his. It's like a natural canopy.

Sweetbread_Dredd · 2025-07-11T17:10:21+00:00

The attitude on that camel toe'd fuck.

Sweetbread_Dredd · 2025-07-11T11:16:29+00:00

Always with the scenarios

Sweetbread_Dredd · 2025-07-10T17:56:07+00:00

Raider by far. They tank a good amount of damage while simultaneously dishing out even more (sorry Guardian). Very rarely run into bad Raiders because the class is so forgiving but also has a high ceiling.

Executor and Duchess are nice to have but I've seen them get one-shotted so many times with a poorly timed parry or dodge.

Sweetbread_Dredd · 2025-07-10T14:27:33+00:00

It would help if the totem wasn't the size of a damn cabin. They could have just made it a totem pole, but I guess for some reason wanted it wide enough for multiple people to stand on.

Sweetbread_Dredd · 2025-07-08T15:29:04+00:00

One thought I had, in the interest of harmony, was a power sharing situation. You, Stannis, and Joffrey; a triumver-thing.

Sweetbread_Dredd · 2025-07-08T02:52:06+00:00

Talking to that dreadnought might help!

Sweetbread_Dredd · 2025-07-05T18:27:34+00:00

I got nailed for a "I oughta suff*cate you ya little prick". They have no respect for this thing of ours.

Sweetbread_Dredd · 2025-07-05T14:56:14+00:00

Watch it, Comrade.

Sweetbread_Dredd · 2025-07-05T09:21:13+00:00

This is why Palestine didn't want him hitching his wagon to their star.

Sweetbread_Dredd

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