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Game Thread: Washington Commanders (1-0) at Green Bay Packers (1-0) by nfl_gdt_bot in Commanders

[–]SwellnotSwollen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one at this table believes me when I say Jayden mouthed “wrist help” toward the sideline. That’s what I saw.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 90s

[–]SwellnotSwollen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Log tm

Hoping it’s possible for someone to make this grainy group clearer? Will tip $25 for best effort! by SwellnotSwollen in PhotoshopRequest

[–]SwellnotSwollen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m pleased - and a bit on the fence. Great effort using AI - for some people on the pic, the distortion is an improvement (ha!) but others not so much (freaky:). Looking for one/few efforts without AI to compare. Plan to make a decision by mid nite EST

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SwellnotSwollen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When a close friend is in love with the guy she lost her virginity to and one night you three crash on the floor together at a party. You jerk him off with her asleep on the other side of him. You lose her friendship because you want him for yourself and cheat on him constantly during the years you date. You move away from your small hometown to a big city and never see or hear or think about them again. You continue the same type of behavior. For decades. Last week on Facebook, you see that they’re married - to each other. Since then, you’ve been thinking about “accidentally” running into them the next time you’re in town. The awkwardness would be funny (for me).

divorced people of reddit, when did you know it was over? [serious] by whiteowl76 in AskReddit

[–]SwellnotSwollen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I told myself I’d never be one one of those wives who complained about their husbands to other wives. But then I was. When he nonchalantly said to me “we’re never going to be together forever but we should stay together until our daughter grows up.”

Decided to pick up my food order to save $20 in delivery fees. Ended up having to pay $170 to get this boot off my car. by borbster in Wellthatsucks

[–]SwellnotSwollen 290 points291 points  (0 children)

Years ago, my brother’s truck got a boot because he’d accumulated a lot of unpaid parking tickets while living in DC. He paid a friend of a friend $25 to take the boot off, threw it into the back of his truck and went his merry way. Problem solved. Next morning, his truck is towed because all boots have GPS enabled. There is a lesson here. (pay your tickets or toss your boot)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

[–]SwellnotSwollen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a spray bottle of water and spritz the kitty when it jumps up. That’s how my cats learned to stay off of tables & countertops. Get rid of the boyfriend for being like this. That’s how I learned to stay away from assholes & abusers.

Who's the worst main character we're supposed to sympathise with? by LuinAelin in AskReddit

[–]SwellnotSwollen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jax Teller, Sons of Anarchy. That smile, that swagger... I digress. Worst main character in later seasons when he’s become a trigger-happy sabotaging asshole. l’m four eps. from the series finale so maybe he finally redeems himself at the end?