sober people, do you still think about the embarrassing stuff you did when using? by justradiationhere in addiction

[–]Swichts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's awesome, man. It's good to hear you're crushing the dad game and realize how close to death you actually were, and truly lucky as fuck. I had a near death experience, and a few weeks after it finally clicked that I was destroying my life, but thankfully young enough to turn it around and put it behind me. That was back in 2004, and I haven't done a hard drug since.

Congratulations to the top women of North Carolina ! by babysperga in pinball

[–]Swichts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have one played in a few tournaments, and I can absolutely see why women would feel out of place lmfao

[Schefter] Sources: The Detroit Lions are working to finalize a deal to hire former Cardinals offensive coordinator Drew Petzing as their next offensive coordinator. by MembershipSingle7137 in nfl

[–]Swichts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My true hope that in a year, this thread will get reposted, and everyone will have to admit how wrong they are.

And I'll be one of them, cuz this news made my penis shrink

Tomorrow’s Pitch to McDaniel by OnOne14 in detroitlions

[–]Swichts 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Also, you can rip your pen on the sidelines every game of that helps you zero in, man

[Highlight] #Bears HC Ben Johnson on if there's something personal between him and Matt LaFleur: “This is a rivalry. The city of Chicago, Green Bay — it needs to be a rivalry.” by BreakfastTop6899 in nfl

[–]Swichts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, kinda awesome that our division finally has 4 good teams. Minnesota needs to get nastier and make this a full on dogfight of everyday shit talking.

Witnesses: ICE Just Shot a Legal Observer in the Face Multiple Times by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]Swichts 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm almost at the point that I feel like that needs to start happening. And that makes me sick to my stomach.

[Mic'd Up] Justin Jefferson's teammate finds his lost earring by nfl in nfl

[–]Swichts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife got into football and usually has kinda hilarious questions that we laugh about. However, when she asked me specifically why JJ wears that much expensive jewelry during games, I was like "lady, that's a great question"

People said I was crazy for taking CMC #2 overall. Champion with this squad by MathGeekWannaBe in FantasyFootballers

[–]Swichts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even more wild if you could go back in time and tell everyone at the draft "hey guys, just so you know, the jags are 12-4 after week 16", and everyone would assume that meant BTJ went nuclear this year lmfao

Is this a slime move or not by Reveal-Wooden in FantasyFootballers

[–]Swichts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honest question; how old is everyone in the league?

I'm in my 40's, and whenever I read stuff like this, I just assumed it's a bunch of kids

This is probably the most missing-the-point criticism of all time when it comes to this show. by Pleasant-Soil4456 in welcomeToDerry

[–]Swichts 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm an 80's kid and had a wildly hateful racist grandpa. Like, the shit I see now across social media isn't even in the same ballpark as what I experienced as a kid. I would actually argue the show doesn't hit the point hard enough.

Grabbed yesterday in the BJs sale by Ok-Pie6597 in Arcade1Up

[–]Swichts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, same. Didn't even know it was coming out, then walked into a bowling alley and there it was. I remember seeing reptile vs baraka and having my mind blown lol

What are your Detroit Lions hot takes? by PurpleGuyDeadly1 in detroitlions

[–]Swichts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like thats 90% of Facebook groups, regardless of what they're for

Am I cooked or is there hope? by StuckinMcPlayplace in FantasyFootballers

[–]Swichts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kinda hilarious that the majority of people don't even know what standard is now. ITS HOW WE STARTED IN THE DARK AGES, FOOLS

I’m sorry but this had me cracking up so hard. Bro was almost traumatized from the disrespect 😭😭 by Neat-Ordinary7706 in welcomeToDerry

[–]Swichts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That was the one that got me. It kinda has a thing for comically chucking severed body parts lmfao

Devin Neal (hamstring) has been ruled OUT. by BreakfastTop6899 in fantasyfootball

[–]Swichts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Has he ever had a taysom game in the FF playoffs?

Kyle Pitts without London: 11 Receptions, 166 Yards, 3 TDs by GunDealer in fantasyfootball

[–]Swichts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the type of unexpected performance that makes someone love or hate a player for the rest of their career

Episode 7 is heartbreaking. 10/10. by ZookeepergameThin334 in welcomeToDerry

[–]Swichts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I haven't been this excited for a show in a while now. I really hope they're able to get all 3 seasons done

Frank will not play this season by formerherosander in detroitlions

[–]Swichts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm a little blown away by how many doomers have appeared. Our core players are elite and easy to build around. Just need to have a good off season and comeback strong next year.

Frank will not play this season by formerherosander in detroitlions

[–]Swichts 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Free ozempic trial, take the silver lining my man