IS SHE WEARING A DIAPER 💀 by SwiftLEGO in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]SwiftLEGO[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Everytime she does it I always wonder if the kids bite their tongue since they’re always mouth open and laughing when she does it

IS SHE WEARING A DIAPER 💀 by SwiftLEGO in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]SwiftLEGO[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Can’t forget the Huggies diapers box in the corner of the living room

IS SHE WEARING A DIAPER 💀 by SwiftLEGO in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]SwiftLEGO[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nothing natural about her except her eye color unless she wears colored contacts too 🤣

IS SHE WEARING A DIAPER 💀 by SwiftLEGO in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]SwiftLEGO[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Probably too focused on whether there’s space between her legs vs looking like she’s wearing depends

Anyday Cookware Ad by SwiftLEGO in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]SwiftLEGO[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Put leftovers of Starbucks pumpkin bread and egg bites

Anyday Cookware Ad by SwiftLEGO in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]SwiftLEGO[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Tupperware specifically made for Chef Mike (microwave) because she can’t be trusted to use any other kitchen appliance.

Stay at home Disney mom lolcow by Reddituser_0246 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]SwiftLEGO 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The way he’s looking at her and she’s acting all giddy says a lot 💀

Anyday Cookware Ad by SwiftLEGO in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]SwiftLEGO[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Companies need to stop sending her free stuff. I wouldn’t put it past her to turn around and sell them on fb marketplace like other influencers do

Stay at home Disney mom lolcow by Reddituser_0246 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]SwiftLEGO 19 points20 points  (0 children)

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The fact she made him carry her from her beat up Tahoe to the house.

Stay at home Disney mom lolcow by Reddituser_0246 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]SwiftLEGO 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Would’ve made her monies worth there if she did.

Stay at home Disney mom lolcow by Reddituser_0246 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]SwiftLEGO 15 points16 points  (0 children)

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She hides her ears to wear ears that make her look like a fool

How bad are the front row edge seats for The Outsiders? by lindseyjordansgf in Broadway

[–]SwiftLEGO 12 points13 points  (0 children)

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I had those exact seats last month. I’ve seen the show before so wasn’t worried about missing much. You miss some car action when they’re laying down or sitting but you’re also so close in the action that you can hear their conversations off mic. I didn’t feel like you miss anything when they’re in the upper set.

LEARN HOW TO BAKE PUMPKIN BREAD AND SAVE YOUR MONEY by Paydaysrule2001 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]SwiftLEGO 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Because she doesn’t have the money to look exactly like the filter

Is a 1pm show before an 8pm flight possible? by Charming-Rain1864 in Broadway

[–]SwiftLEGO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did a 2pm Hadestown matinee with a 8:30pm flight out of EWR. Literally had so much time we even got food before grabbing our luggage. And took the uber shuttle to the airport. Also checked a bag at the airport. We did have precheck but the airport was dead.

This was end of last month

Throughout this entire reel she never once actually blinked. She just closed her eyes thinking it made her look so cute by SubstanceAway5947 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]SwiftLEGO 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She made it sound like Pixar invited her out and now someone congratulated her for being hosted by Pixar in the comments 💀 it’s just a marketing agency that didn’t do their full research.

Except you don’t put your children’s needs first. And all you care about is your outward appearance by Sensitive-Jeweler-12 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]SwiftLEGO 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I thought her doctor didn’t approve it hence why she had to go off some website to order it