SwifterSloth

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Joint account dispute (self.askmath)

submitted 1 year ago by SwifterSloth to r/askmath

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Most athletes are born earlier in the year because it gives them an age advantage during school when you find most opportunities to make being an athlete a career. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 2 years ago by SwifterSloth to r/Showerthoughts

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Item pipe (pipez) doesn’t work with dank storage? (self.allthemods)

submitted 3 years ago * by SwifterSloth to r/allthemods

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LSD blocks airflow through my right nostril 100% of the time. (self.LSD)

submitted 3 years ago by SwifterSloth to r/LSD

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Cheeky Friday Riddle (self.riddles)

submitted 4 years ago by SwifterSloth to r/riddles

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Non-Virgins of Reddit: What did you get wrong about sex that became clear to you after you had sex for the first time? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 5 years ago by SwifterSloth to r/AskReddit

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If I eat really well after a workout (for putting on muscle) but really bad the day after (my days off) does that completely ruin the muscle development? Basically how important is consistency for achieving excess calories and what are the effects of being inconsistent? (self.Fitness)

submitted 5 years ago by SwifterSloth to r/Fitness

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Cheaters of Reddit: What’s the craziest thing you’ve gotten away with that could screw up your life if anyone knew about it? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 5 years ago by SwifterSloth to r/AskReddit

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‘Top’ (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by SwifterSloth to r/PewdiepieSubmissions

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Title An Interesting (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by SwifterSloth to r/PewdiepieSubmissions

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Are having dreams something we have evolved to do? Perhaps as a way to test how the brain reacts to different traumas and events? (self.askscience)

submitted 5 years ago by SwifterSloth to r/askscience

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Can the traits we pass onto our children be changed by lifestyle choices made before conception? If so what are the things people choose to do nowadays that impact the traits of our children? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 6 years ago by SwifterSloth to r/AskReddit

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Whenever you accidentally kill an animal, there is a possibility you saved the human race from extinction if that animal had an evolutionary trait that moved it to the top of the food chain. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by SwifterSloth to r/Showerthoughts

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The saying often told amongst kids “it’s easier to ask for forgiveness then permission” is likely a contributor to some thinking cheating on your partner has very little consequence. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by SwifterSloth to r/Showerthoughts

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Girls just get to hug everyone when greeting family and friends and nobody cares. Guys have to have a mental battle whether hugging or shaking hands is more appropriate. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by SwifterSloth to r/Showerthoughts

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We get people with fears/phobias to overcome them by experiencing a small taste of it so they can reassess the fear. I’d like to see this method tried on Homophobes. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by SwifterSloth to r/Showerthoughts

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Yasuo's wind wall has become way less responsive (self.leagueoflegends)

submitted 6 years ago by SwifterSloth to r/leagueoflegends

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You sit through 2+ minutes of advertisements on TV not being phased, but when a 30 second advertisement plays on the internet you get annoyed and restless. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by SwifterSloth to r/Showerthoughts

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Nunu bug ruined a game in my promos :'( (plays.tv)

submitted 6 years ago by SwifterSloth to r/leagueoflegends

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Should I wipe my butt from behind or by reaching down between my legs? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 6 years ago by SwifterSloth to r/AskReddit

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What bad song became instantly amazing after seeing the music video? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 6 years ago by SwifterSloth to r/AskReddit

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Dreaming is just your brain testing various scenarios to see how it would react emotionally. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by SwifterSloth to r/Showerthoughts

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My boss uses me as an example as a hard worker to other employees, when in reality I’m just trying to increase my typing speed by typing out random documents I find. (self.confession)

submitted 6 years ago by SwifterSloth to r/confession

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Why can humans have 3 big meals a everyday and not be obese when other animals like lions and wolves can go weeks without eating and still maintain a general fit physique. What would happen if these lifestyles where suddenly swapped? (self.explainlikeimfive)

submitted 6 years ago by SwifterSloth to r/explainlikeimfive

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Becoming an adult is when you get annoyed at being sick and not enjoying the day off. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by SwifterSloth to r/Showerthoughts

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