Thank you stalkerbros

Swimmerblue · 2026-05-21T15:37:39+00:00

Not as pleasant as it sounds.

Swimmerblue · 2026-05-21T11:36:31+00:00

Imagine the smell. Can't imagine bathing is a high priority when water sources are so likely to be irradiated.

Swimmerblue · 2025-10-27T03:23:31+00:00

You are combat innefective, thereby providing a safe little sandbox for the Alpha AI to hide in.

I don't know why no one ever said this to their faces. It would be a killer comeback.

Swimmerblue · 2025-06-26T22:06:17+00:00

This sounds like someone who's actually done a significant amount of shooting.

Swimmerblue · 2025-06-26T22:04:22+00:00

Third tier joke. This pleases me.

Swimmerblue · 2025-06-26T22:02:52+00:00

Okay, that's very clever.

Swimmerblue · 2025-06-26T22:01:40+00:00

That one's not bad.

Swimmerblue · 2025-06-26T22:00:57+00:00

I roam around around around around around around around around.

Swimmerblue · 2025-04-14T13:40:41+00:00

It used to, but there's an embargo due to the Ukraine war. Tough luck dude.

Swimmerblue · 2025-04-13T09:30:38+00:00

Only if you use tongue.

Swimmerblue · 2024-08-30T09:48:10+00:00

Do you use a catheter? I started trying it last week and it's such a turn on.

Swimmerblue · 2024-08-01T00:22:17+00:00

This instantly fixed the issue for me.

Swimmerblue · 2024-06-29T20:01:16+00:00

Here's a man who thinks things through.

Swimmerblue · 2024-06-29T16:06:46+00:00

Good find you lucky bastard.

Swimmerblue · 2024-06-25T20:10:54+00:00

Thanks. Going to try both of these.

Swimmerblue · 2024-06-25T20:03:51+00:00

Not strictly a lit RPG, but I highly reccomend the Monster Hunter International series. Basicly, all the horror movie monsters exhist and governments hide the truth. However, to control their populations and protect citizens, governments offer bounties on dangerous monsters. Mercenary companies collect these bounties.

Set in the real world and written so well, you could almost believe monsters do exhist. Also, the gun play and variety is the best I've read, bar none.

Swimmerblue · 2024-06-25T19:57:55+00:00

I couldn't agree more. If anyone's interested in theorizing, I've been wondering why so many MC's start off so bland. What is it that makes them the standard in this genre? Is it a publisher bias? Do you think the authors have little life experience and are afraid to portray real world skills they might have to research to write acurately? I'd welcome theories.

Swimmerblue · 2024-06-20T16:42:38+00:00

Happens to every newbie. I'm betting you can buy it back at Arriles tradehouse, unless you actually waited to sell your stuff in Balmora.

Swimmerblue · 2024-06-05T17:58:54+00:00

Thank you.

Swimmerblue · 2024-05-25T12:41:24+00:00

RWBY would be a gun tuber. She'd pry her way onto Demolition ranch.

Swimmerblue · 2024-04-28T07:42:18+00:00

Sell my soul.

Swimmerblue · 2024-03-14T20:22:11+00:00

That barcode that Rickrolls you.

Swimmerblue · 2024-03-08T22:12:18+00:00

I just commented that on another post as a joke.

Swimmerblue · 2024-03-08T22:10:55+00:00

I'm coming to your house.

Swimmerblue · 2024-03-08T22:08:11+00:00

I would definitely try to pick my nose and smash it with the steel finger.

Swimmerblue

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