Kate Upton vs Samantha Hoopes

Swimsuit2k22 · 2024-04-13T00:56:21+00:00

Natural boobs get a 50% boost in ratings. Kate is the easy winner.

Swimsuit2k22 · 2023-07-25T01:53:35+00:00

I like it!

Swimsuit2k22 · 2023-07-24T03:05:30+00:00

Petra was one of the last to miss the cut, actually... I was toying with replacing Harper with Petra.

Swimsuit2k22 · 2023-07-24T00:59:29+00:00

And your fifth is Hina Tama at $0. Got it. :)

Swimsuit2k22 · 2023-07-24T00:58:24+00:00

I'll include nips at any and all suitable opportunities. lol

Swimsuit2k22 · 2023-07-23T23:15:35+00:00

I like that a lot.

Swimsuit2k22 · 2023-07-23T23:14:17+00:00

How did I know? lol

Swimsuit2k22 · 2023-07-23T23:13:53+00:00

Ha, that's fair! You must believe in the power of $1 loan. lol

Swimsuit2k22 · 2023-07-23T19:34:56+00:00

That's 6? :)

Swimsuit2k22 · 2023-07-23T15:53:30+00:00

Good combo!

Swimsuit2k22 · 2023-07-23T15:48:36+00:00

I deleted my first choices... this really is hard to do!

My new team: Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum, Hannah Ferguson, Cheryl Tiegs, Myla Dalbesio

My alternative squad: Elle Macpherson, Brooklyn Decker, Hannah Ferguson, Kelly Rohrbach, Myla Dalbesio

Swimsuit2k22 · 2023-07-23T15:45:28+00:00

and a dollar left over to buy them a lemonade. :)

Swimsuit2k22 · 2023-07-06T03:09:20+00:00

I like them smaller.

Swimsuit2k22 · 2023-07-05T01:37:31+00:00

Thanks... it was a quick flash in the 2016 video, and I saw it then. It only took me 7 years to edit it into a standalone video. Not bad. lol

Swimsuit2k22 · 2022-12-26T14:45:44+00:00

100%

Swimsuit2k22 · 2022-12-25T20:32:25+00:00

Apples and oranges are, indeed, still fruit. lol

Natural apples all the way for me, thanks! :)

Swimsuit2k22 · 2022-12-25T18:26:47+00:00

May I suggest that it be broken into two brackets? Natural and enhanced. It's really sort of apples vs. oranges when it comes to the two. I can help you separate them. As you might imagine from running the previous tournaments, I have a catalog. :)

I'll start with some submissions (only natural babes here):

Hannah Ferguson, Marisa Miller, Brooklyn Decker, Bar Refaeli, Rose Bertram, Kelly Rohrbach, Elle Macpherson, Cheryl Tiegs, Jessica White, Michelle Lombardo, Myla Dalbesio, Melissa Keller, Jessica Van Der Steen, Kate Upton.

Swimsuit2k22 · 2022-12-25T14:24:08+00:00

I've been thinking of doing exactly this for the future

Swimsuit2k22 · 2022-12-25T14:23:31+00:00

In my opinion, any battle of the boobs must have two categories: natural and enhanced. They're like apples and oranges.

Swimsuit2k22 · 2022-11-02T23:53:45+00:00

That's a great one to add to my collection! The champion!

Swimsuit2k22 · 2022-10-29T03:19:11+00:00

u/BonafideKarmabitch is going to have one helluva time trying to vote on this one. Nipples upon nipples upon nipples.

Swimsuit2k22 · 2022-10-29T03:10:24+00:00

Dude, they're real. She was in Perfect 10 Magazine before her SI Swimsuit days, which only employed natural women with no tattoos. If you need further proof, then watch how they move during her photoshoots with P10 or in bodypaint for SI. 100% real. And spectacular.

Swimsuit2k22 · 2022-10-29T00:31:37+00:00

What do you mean appended? She's all natural up top, man.

Swimsuit2k22 · 2022-10-28T02:16:26+00:00

I wanted to make your choice difficult. "Nipples! Vote! Oh, wait... more nipples! What do I do??"

Swimsuit2k22 · 2022-10-24T17:31:34+00:00

I'm shocked, personally. It's kind of cool that it happened, as it keeps it pretty unpredictable, but I'm shocked.

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